Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Quotes

Gamora: Where's Peter?... Rocket, WHERE IS HE?... Rocket. LOOK AT ME! WHERE IS HE?
[Rocket mumbles and shakes his head. Groot points outside. Gamora rises and grabs a weapon]
Gamora: No! I'm not leaving without him!
Rocket: I'm sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today. KRAGLIN, GO!
Drax:

[Kraglin starts engines. To Kraglin] Wait. Is Quill back?
[Into comms]
Drax: Rocket, where's Quill? ROCKET, WHERE'S QUILL? ROCKET, WHERE'S QUILL?

[Yondu and Rocket are held captive in a cage. Yondu notices Groot walking nearby]
Yondu: Psst! Hey, twig! Come here. Come on.
[Groot approaches the cage. He looks sad]
Rocket: [sighs] Aw, man... what did they do to you?
Yondu: [smiles] Hey, you wanna help us get outta here?
[Groot nods]

Yondu: There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me. In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin... the thing I wore on my head. There's a drawer next to the bunk. It's in that. It's red. You got it?
[Groot nods and rushes away. Yondu smiles, thinking the problem is solved. Rocket rolls his eyes and sighs. Groot quietly passes by the sleeping Ravagers.

He returns with... Yondu's underwear. Rocket facepalms]
Yondu: [dryly] That's my underwears.
Rocket: Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talkin' about. You have to explain it more careful.
Yondu: [slowly] It's a prototype fin.
[Groot brings a orloni. The rodent screeches furiously, attempting to break

free]
Rocket: That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.
Yondu: You explain it this time.
Rocket: All right.
[next, Groot brings a prosthetic eye]
Yondu: That's Vorker's eye. He takes it out when he sleeps. Go. Look again.
[Groot starts walking away]
Rocket: But leave the

eye here.
Yondu: Why?
Rocket: [laughs] He's gonna wake up tomorrow... and he's not gonna know... where his eye is! Ha-ha-ha!
[next, Groot brings a desk. Yondu and Rocket nearly freak out]
Yondu: That's a desk.
Rocket: [to Groot] We told you it was this big.
[next, Groot brings a severed

human toe. Yondu and Rocket feel sick]
Rocket: Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere... with a bunch of severed human toes.
[Yondu shakes his head]
Rocket: Okay. Then let's just agree to never discuss this.
[Yondu removes a leaf-shaped ornament from his suit and shows it to Groot]
Yondu: The drawer you

wanna open has this symbol on it. Okay?
[Yondu hands the ornament to Groot. Groot examines it, confused, then places it on his head]
Yondu: What? No!
Rocket: He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.
Yondu: [angrily] That's not what I said!
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket:

He's relieved you don't want him to.
Groot: I am Groot.

Ego: [Peter has 'Brandy' by Looking Glass playing on the walkman] It's fortuitous that you're listening to this song.
Peter Quill: You know...?
Ego: 'Brandy' by Looking Glass. A favorite of your mom's. One of Earth's greatest musical compositions; perhaps its very greatest.
Peter Quill: Yeah.

Ego: You and I, Peter, we're the sailor in the song.
[Begins speaking the lyrics as they play]
Ego: He came on a summer's day / Bringing gifts from far away - like the child I put in your mother, or the freedom you brought Gamora.
[pause]
Ego: Brandy, you're a fine girl / What a good wife you would be / But my life, my

love, my lady is the sea. The sea calls the sailor back. He loves the girl, but that's not his place.

Gamora: We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet.
Mantis: Ego will have won him to his side by now. He has a way...
Nebula: Then we just go!
Gamora: No! He's our friend.
Nebula: All any of you do is yell at each other. You are not friends.
Drax:

You're right. We're family. We leave no one behind.
[looking at Nebula]
Drax: Except maybe you.
Nebula: [shakes her head in disbelief] Oh, my God.

Rocket: He hates hats.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: On anyone, not just himself.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head... the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat. That's why you don't like hats?
[Groot

nods]
Yondu: [impatiently] This is an important conversation right now?
[Groot goes again. He finds a drawer with a symbol similar to the shape of the ornament Yondu gave him. After making sure the ornament matches the symbol, Groot extends his arms and opens the drawer. He searches its contents and retrieves... a small box of candies. Groot rejoices, when suddenly

he hears a voice near him]
Kraglin: That ain't it.
[Kraglin finds the fin. He approaches the cage with Groot and hands the fin to Yondu. Yondu glares at him]
Kraglin: [ashamed] I didn't mean to do a mutiny. They killed all my friends.
[pause]
Yondu: [sharply] Get the third quadrant ready for release.

[Kraglin salutes and places Groot behind the bars of the cage, then starts walking away]
Rocket: One more thing.
[Kraglin stops]
Rocket: You got any clones of Quill's old music on the ship?
[Kraglin looks strangely at Rocket]

Peter Quill: [as they fight Ego] Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid. Otherwise, you'd have delivered me to this maniac.
Yondu: You still reckon that's the reason I kept you around, you idiot?
Peter Quill: That's what you told me, you old doofus.
Yondu: Once I figured out what happened to them other

kids, I wasn't just gonna hand you over!
Peter Quill: You said you were going to eat me!
Yondu: That was being funny.
Peter Quill: Not to me!