Yondu: [crashes into Ego's palace] Hey, there, jackass!
Drax: [Looking at Batteries] What are they called again?
Peter Quill: Anulax batteries.
Drax: Harbulary batteries.
Peter Quill: That's nothing like what I just said.
Rocket: [knocks out Gamora] I'm Sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today.
Nebula: [being tied up] I'm hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root.
Gamora: No. It's not ripe yet... and I hate you.
Drax: Out of the way, dumber smaller Groot!
Yondu: I ain't done nothing right in my whole life Rat. You gotta give me this.
Rocket: He didn't chase them away.
Peter Quill: No.
Rocket: Even though he yelled at them, and was always mean... And he stole batteries he didn't need.
Peter Quill: [Realizes Rocket's talking about himself, not Yondu] Well, of course not.
Drax: [laughing] Yes! I have single-handedly vanquished the beast!
Peter Quill: [to Rocket] What is your goal here? To get everyone to hate you? Because it's working.
Peter Quill: Showtime, a-holes!
Gamora: [hugging Nebula] You will always be my sister.
Stakar Ogord: [to Yondu] If you think... I take pleasure... in exiling you... you're wrong. You broke all our hearts.
[Mantis touches Gamora, and she feels fear for the first time]
Gamora: What did you do to me?
Gamora: Nebula... I was a child like you. I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day. And I never considered what Thanos was doing to you. I'm trying to make it right. There are little girls like you across the universe who are in danger. You can stay with us and help them.
Nebula: I will help them by killing Thanos.
Zylak's Frenemy: You suck, Zylak.
Howard the Duck: [to a lady] So how about a round with the duck?
Drax: Those pools, they remind me of a time when I took my daughter to the forgotten lakes of my home world. She was like you.
Mantis: Disgusting?
Drax: Innocent.
[Mantis touches Drax, she senses his sadness and breaks down]
[sees a pile of bones]
Nebula: We need to get off this planet.
