Drax Quotes

[a brawl takes place between Drax and Rocket]
Drax the Destroyer: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
Rocket Raccoon: That is true!
Drax the Destroyer: He has no respect!
Rocket Raccoon: That is also true! Keep callin' me vermin tough guy, you just want to laugh at me like everyone

else!
Peter Quill: Rocket, you're drunk, all right? No one's laughing at you.
Rocket Raccoon: [points at Drax] He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!
[starts to cry]
Rocket Raccoon: Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!

Peter Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster...
Rocket Raccoon: He called me vermin! She called me rodent! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!
[draws a gun]
Peter Quill: No no no! Four billion units! Rocket, come on man, suck it up for one more lousy night and we're

rich.
Rocket Raccoon: Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks.
Peter Quill: See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!

Rocket Raccoon: [lands with his minepod on Knowhere next to Groot and Drax] Idiot, they're all idiots. Quill just got himself captured.
[yells at Drax]
Rocket Raccoon: None of this would've happened if you hadn't tried to take on an frickin' army!
Drax the Destroyer: You're right. I was a fool. All that anger. All that rage.

It just covered my loss.
[Drax shamefully looks onto the ground]
Rocket Raccoon: [Rocket dumbly stares at Drax for a few seconds, then mocks him] "Aww, boo-hoo. My wife and child are dead."
[Groot gasps at Rocket's mockery]
Rocket Raccoon: I don't care if it's mean. Everybody's got dead people! But it makes no excuse to letting everyone

else around get killed along the way!

Peter Quill: [notices Drax has been watching him and Gamora] Dude. How long have you been standing there?
Drax: An hour.
Peter Quill: An hour?
Gamora: Are you serious?
Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... Watch.

[slowing starts moving his hand]
Peter Quill: You're eating a Zargnut.
Drax: My movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible.
Peter Quill: Mmm, no.
Drax: I'm sure I'm invisible.
Mantis: Hi, Drax.
Drax: [after a pause] Dammit.

Peter Quill: What the hell happened to this planet? Eight degrees off its axis, gravitational pull is all over the place.
Tony Stark: Yeah. We got one advantage, he's coming to us. We'll use it. Alright I have a plan. It's pretty simple: we'll draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy, we just want the gauntlet.

[to Drax]
Tony Stark: Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?
Drax: I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan"
Peter Quill: See, not winging it isn't really what they do.
Peter Parker: [Referring to Drax and Mantis] Uh, what

exactly is it that they do?
Mantis: Kick names, take ass.
Drax: Yeah, that's right.
Tony Stark: [long pause] Alright. Just get over here, please? Mr Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?
Peter Quill: "Mr Lord", Star Lord is fine.
Tony Stark: We've gotta coalesce. Cause if

all we come out with is a plucky attitude...
Peter Quill: Dude! Don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. Alright, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance off to save the universe.
Tony Stark: What dance off?

Peter Quill: It's not a... it's not a... it...
Peter Parker: Like in Footloose the movie?
Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker: It never was.
Tony Stark: Don't encourage this, alright. We're getting no help from "Flash

Gordon"...
Peter Quill: "Flash Gordon", by the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget I'm half human so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% you.
Tony Stark: Your math is blowing my mind
Mantis: Excuse me, but does your friend often do that?
Tony Stark: Strange? You alright?
Tony

Stark: You're back here.
Peter Parker: Hey, what was that?
Dr. Stephen Strange: I went forward in time. To view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Peter Quill: How many did you see?
Dr. Stephen Strange: Fourteen million, six hundred and five.

Tony Stark: How many did we win?
Dr. Stephen Strange: One.

Spider-Man: [after arriving on Titan] Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest, or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
Iron Man: I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Do you understand?
Spider-Man: I'm trying to say that something is coming.
[a

grenade rolls across the floor toward the trio. It explodes, knocking them backwards. Dr. Strange looks up to see Star-Lord, Drax, and Mantis enter the ship through a hole]
Drax: Thanos!
[throws his knives at Dr. Strange, who conjures a magic shield to stop them. Drax yells and tries to charge, but the Cloak of Levitation wraps itself around Drax's face, tackling him

to the ground. Star-Lord flies up while firing at Iron Man. Iron Man fires back while rocketing upward as well. He fires a rocket at Star-Lord, who dodges, but the explosion throws him backward. Iron Man grabs him and throws him to the deck. Star-Lord activates a device he had attached to Iron Man's chest, which pulls him toward the wall and sticks him there. Spider-Man wakes up to find Mantis

standing in front of him]
Spider-Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Please don't put your eggs in me!
[webs her up, but before he can do any more, Star-Lord comes flying in and kicks him aside]
Star-Lord: Stay down, clown.
[Star-Lord fires his blasters at Spider-Man, who leaps into the rafters and dodges the blasts. He lands on the ground and tries

to leap toward Star-Lord, but Star-Lord throws a electrical bola at him, sending him tumbling to the ground]
Drax: [wrestling with the Cloak of Levitation] Die, blanket of death!
[Iron Man frees himself from the wall, flies over to Drax, and pins him under his boot while the Cloak of Levitation flies back to Dr. Strange]
Star-Lord: [holding

Spider-Man in a headlock] Everybody, stay where you are. Chill the F out.
[he retracts his helmet]
Star-Lord: I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Gamora?
Iron Man: Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who is Gamora?
Drax: I'll do *you* one better. Why is Gamora?
Star-Lord: Tell me where the girl

is, or I swear to you I'm gonna French fry this little freak.
Iron Man: Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go!
[aims his arm cannon at Drax]
Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis: No, he can't take it!
Doctor Strange: She's right. He can't.

Star-Lord: Oh, yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself.
[to Spider-Man]
Star-Lord: Starting with you.
Doctor Strange: Wait, what, Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time. What master do you serve?
Star-Lord: What

master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Iron Man: You're from Earth.
Star-Lord: I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Iron Man: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit. What are you hassling us for?
Spider-Man: So you're not with Thanos?
Star-Lord: *With* Thanos? No, I'm

here to kill Thanos. He took my girl. Wait, who are you?
Spider-Man: [retracts his mask] We're the Avengers, man.
[Star-Lord releases him]
Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about.
Iron Man: You know Thor?
Star-Lord: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Doctor

Strange: Where is he now?

Mantis: If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.
Peter Quill: You read minds?
Mantis: No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions.
Mantis: [to Peter] May I?
Peter Quill: All right.
Mantis: [Mantis touches Peter's hand] You feel... love.

Peter Quill: Yeah. I guess, yeah, I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody...
Mantis: No! Romantic, sexual love.
Peter Quill: No. No, I don't.
Mantis: [points to Gamora] For her!
Peter Quill: No, no. No, I don't.
Mantis: [points to Gamora] For

her.
Peter Quill: No! That is not...
[Drax starts laughing hysterically]
Peter Quill: Okay... That's...
Drax: [still laughing] She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!
Peter Quill: Dude, come on, I think you're overreacting a little bit.
Drax: [still laughing]

You must be so embarrassed!
Drax: [to Mantis] Do me! Do me! Do me!
[Mantis touches Drax and she starts laughing hysterically]
Mantis: I've never felt such humor!
Peter Quill: So unbelievably uncool.
Drax: Oh, Quill...
[Mantis walks over to Gamora to touch her]

Gamora: Touch me, and the *only* thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

Mantis: [shaking Drax awake] Drax! We need to talk!
Drax: I'm sorry... but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.
Mantis: [confused] What?
Drax: I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting.
[starts gagging]
Mantis: What are you doing?

Drax: Ugh... I'm imagining... being with you physically
[continues gagging]
Mantis: Drax! That's not what I... I don't like you like that! I don't even mate with the... type of thing you are!
Drax: Hey! There's no need to get personal.
Mantis: Listen! Ego has gotten exactly what he wanted. I should have

told you earlier. I am stupid! You are in danger!