I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.
Gilda Radner
Sportswriting is fascinating - descriptions of the opponents and the details of an event in which someone is going to win and someone is going to lose. Life is much longer and more complicated, and the outcomes are less clear-cut.
Gilda Radner
I don't miss 'Saturday Night Live.' I feel less of a need for the fulfillment that performance used to give... I don't have to do everything right away. As long as I can walk and jump, I'll still perform, but I no longer feel such a compulsion.
Gilda Radner
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.