Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
