You're only as good as your last haircut.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.