Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

My sister told me: 'You need to have a baby so that you've got someone to look after you when you're old.' And I was like: 'Hang on - I thought that's what the NHS was for? Unless the NHS is that screwed by the time I'm old, you've literally had to give birth to your own medical professional.'

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

If I see a baby, I don't feel anything. It's like Theresa May walking past a homeless person.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

I'm not interested in babies at all. Babies to me are like wasps: pointless, irritating and even one can ruin a picnic. They're just not my bag at all.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

I prefer clothes with a waist rather than boxy shapes.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

There's always someone out there being mean, but what upsets me is the spite. Why are you like that? Why are you so horrible?

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

I'd like to be on 'Graham Norton.' Just because I used to do the audience warm-up for the 'Graham Norton' show, and I just think that would be a beautifully lovely, typical end to a narrative. I like a neat ending.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

I'm quite ungainly.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

When I was younger it was people like Victoria Wood who I loved.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

For many people, Christmas is indeed the most wonderful time of year. But the festive period can also bring its own unique stresses and strains. But don't despair: there are solutions to many - if not all - of these issues.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

I've had some bad gigs, don't get me wrong.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

Nothing gets a party started like some 110 per cent proof Ouzo from Kavos circa 2002.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

Playing the Hammersmith Apollo was pretty special.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

If you haven't truly died a million times as a comic you haven't gigged enough!

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

I started comedy as a hobby with no intention of making it my career.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

I feel like the timbre of your voice as a woman doesn't cut through as well as a loud bassy voice, so you need to noticeably speak up.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

When I've been on shows as a guest, I'm backstage, so I don't usually hear what the warm-up is saying, so I went and watched a couple of people do it and thought, 'Actually, I reckon this is do-able.' The audience is usually excited to be there; it's just getting a good chat with people.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

With social distancing restrictions in place, many are finding themselves isolated from their support networks and suddenly navigating parenthood differently than they expected.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

Don't get me wrong. I don't have a problem with anyone being proud to be a parent. I love children, some of my best friends used to be children. But I was fed up of these 'competitions,' so I decided to do the opposite, I decided to do the non-motherhood challenge and post five photos of myself which made me proud not to be a mother.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

I can't drink anything after 9 P.M. otherwise I'm up all night.

Ellie Taylor
Ellie Taylor

I drink loads of water.