I was always the tallest. I was five foot seven when I finished junior school.
I was never thin enough to be a proper model and not big enough to be plus-size.
I have no maternal instincts.
I was a massive geek.
I want a dragon.
I went out with a guy from Wolverhampton once. He took me to watch a Wolves match. A man in the seat behind me burned a hole in my coat with a cigarette.
Lots of people do stand up shows with no narrative, but I love a beginning, a middle and an end.
Show Me The Funny' was not very successful ratings wise, but the right people saw me.
People who have heard of me have heard of me mostly through presenting and asked, 'Why have you gone into comedy?'
