Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.
I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.
I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.
I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me.
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.
Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.
At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.
I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
