I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.
That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.
I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.
Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.
