Alex: What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie.
Pete: I'll get tickets.
Natalie: I love tickets!
Natalie: I have to go. I can't explain now but will you call me tomorrow?
Pete: Sure.
[Natalie runs off. Runs back, kisses him and runs off again. Pete turns to the bouncers]
Bouncer: Oh, you bad!
Bouncer: Yeah, you bad!
Pete: Finally you guys warm up a little.
Natalie: Oh!
[making bird noise]
Natalie: It's a sitta pygmaya. A pygmy nuthatch! They only live in one place. CARMEL!
Natalie: Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?
Alex: Let's see if I can win the teddy bear!
[first lines]
Flight Attendant: I said, "Look, lady, it's not the seats that have gotten smaller, it's your ass that has gotten bigger."
Natalie: Dylan? Hey, it's Nat. Listen, Vivian Wood is a fake and an all-around bitch. Her assassin just paid me a visit. We gotta warn Knox.
Dylan: The kidnapping was a setup. He's behind the whole thing.
Natalie: What? Why?
Dylan: He wasn't exactly forthcoming when he shot me out the window.
Bosley: And I had a really long talk with a squirrel one time, longer in fact than I can with most people.
Eric Knox: I gotta go torture and kill your boss.
Jason Gibbons: So when do I get to meet this Charlie.
Alex: Well, Charlie's not a very social person.
Jason Gibbons: But Charlie's a chick right? I mean, she's definitely a woman?
Dylan: Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.
Natalie: They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing.
Chad: Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?
Natalie: Hey! I like that guy!
[During Natalie's dream scene]
Natalie: Eduardo, move me.
