The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight

The Chechen: [During a private sit down meeting with the gangsters] What do you propose? The Joker: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman. [mobsters laugh] Salvatore Maroni: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already? The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.

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The Dark Knight

Harvey Dent: [during a press conference] The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

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The Dark Knight

Harvey Dent: [during the fundraiser party held for Harvey Dent] The famous Bruce Wayne. Rachel's told me everything about you. Bruce Wayne: I certainly hope not.

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The Dark Knight

Harvey Dent: Alfred, right? Alfred Pennyworth: [during the fundraiser party held for Harvey Dent] That's right, sir. Harvey Dent: Yeah, Rachel talks about you all the time. You've known her, her whole life! Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, not yet, sir. Harvey Dent: Heh heh heh. Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of? Alfred Pennyworth: [smiles] Oh, you have no idea.

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The Dark Knight

Gambol: [During a private sit down meeting with the gangsters] You think you can steal from us and just walk away? The Joker: Yeah.

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The Dark Knight

The Joker: [During a private sit down meeting with the gangsters] If we don't deal with this now, soon little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma. Gambol: [explodes] Enough from the clown! [He rises to his feet; Joker does too, opening his coat to reveal a cluster of grenades, attached to a string around his thumb] The Joker: Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let's not

*blow*... Man No. 1: Shit! The Joker: ...this out of proportion.

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The Dark Knight

Gambol: [During a private sit down meeting with the gangsters] You're crazy. The Joker: I'm not. No, I'm not.

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The Dark Knight

[Lau announces that he's removed all the mob's cash from their banks before the police raid, and stashed them in a secure location] Lau: [during a video conference with the gangsters, interrupting their private sit down meeting] For obvious reasons, I couldn't wait for your permission. Rest assured, your money is safe. [From outside comes the sound of loud, fake laughter. The mob bosses turn

and see the Joker enter] The Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad.

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The Dark Knight

The Joker: [During a private sit down with the gangsters] Let's wind the clocks back a year: These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you, so what happened? Did your balls drop off? I know why you choose to have your "group therapy" sessions in broad daylight, I know why you're afraid to go out at night: The Batman. Batman has shown your true colors. Unfortunately, Dent, he's just the

beginning.

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The Dark Knight

Harvey Dent: You can *not* leave me alone with these people. Rachel Dawes: [during the fundraiser party held for Harvey Dent] The whole mob's after you, and you're worried about *these* guys? Harvey Dent: Yea, well, compared to *these* guys, the mob doesn't scare me.