Birds of Prey
Birds of Prey

Helena Bertinelli: I killed Galante. I killed his firing squad. I killed Victor Zsasz. And now I'm done.
Harley Quinn: Bravo.
Helena Bertinelli: So if you don't mind, I'm going to leave now.
Renee Montoya: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I hate to be the one to break it to you, sweetheart, but you are not done. Who do

you think funded Galante's little power grab, huh? Galante was working with Sionis. Roman killed your whole family looking for that rock. You don't think he's going to kill this kid? That diamond is our only chance of stopping him.

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Birds of Prey

Roman Sionis: [after Harley is captured by Roman] Harleen Quinzel. Wooh!
Harley Quinn: Hiya, Romy.
Roman Sionis: Do you know why you're here? Hm?
Harley Quinn: [voice over] When it comes to me and Roman Sionis, there are a lot of possible answers to this question.

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [last lines; voice over] I know what you're thinking. You think I'm a dick after all that. But you heard what the cop said. Sionis is gone. And those guys? They're going to be just fine. Montoya's boss picked up the gangbangers at the Booby Trap. And took all the credit while he was at it. Again. It was the kick in the balls she needed to see that she had nothing to

prove to those blowhard assholes. She quit the same day. We got the secret bank codes off the diamond. And Huntress got her family money back. She's using it to fund a little crime fighting outfit. They call themselves the Birds of Prey. I call them dorky little do-gooders. The rock itself was worth a chunk of change, so I pawned it. And I invested the cash in a little startup making waves in the

East End. Oh! And I found Bruce. He was wandering around Chinatown. I guess it proves the theory that hyenas really do have nine lives. Yeah. Yeah. I made the kid my apprentice. Call me a softy...
[Harley lowers her sunglasses and looks into the camera; aloud]
Harley Quinn: I dare you.

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: Call me dumb? I have a PhD, motherfucker!

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [voice over] Oh, I fell hard. Like out of a plane without a parachute, right in your dumb fucking face kind of hard. I lost all sense of who I was. I only had eyes for Pudding. We all know the saying, "Behind every successful man there's a badass broad." Well, that was me. I was the brains behind some of Mr. J's greatest stunts. Not that he let anyone know it.

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [sees the notice of the bounty Roman posted for Cassandra] Roman, you trustafarian fuckbag.

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Birds of Prey

Desk Sergeant: [Harley walks up to the Police reception wearing a trenchcoat] Can I help you?
Harley Quinn: [British accent] Why, yes. Yes, you can. I'm here to report a terrible crime.
Desk Sergeant: And what terrible crime is that?
Harley Quinn: [opens her coat to pull out a non-lethal M79 grenade launcher]

This one.

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Birds of Prey

Victor Zsasz: [referring to Harley blowing up the ACE Chemicals plant] Harley Quinn did it. Some kind of "fuck you" to the Joker. They split.
Roman Sionis: What's wrong with you, Victor? Talk about burying the lead. This is spectacular news! She doesn't belong to him, she belongs to me. Have the boys go find her. Round her up, bring her back. I want her.


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Birds of Prey

Roman Sionis: You're here because...
Harley Quinn: [interrupts him] Oh, God, stop. You're going to do that thing where you open up a weird-ass case of torture devices, while inexplicably detailing your master plan, and how I don't fit into it.
Roman Sionis: I'm building a better...
Harley Quinn: [interrupts

him again] Seriously, you don't have to. Really! You're building a criminal empire because daddy kicked you out of Janus Corp. And you think this is a big fuck you, but in actuality it's a very misguided attempt to win back his respect. I get it. You're really not as complicated as you think.
Roman Sionis: And you're really not as clever as you think, because now I'm going

to slice your...
Harley Quinn: Oh, Jesus Christmas! Now you're going to say that you want to kill me to set an example. Christ, you're boring.
Roman Sionis: I want to kill you...
Harley Quinn: Shit.
Roman Sionis: Because without the Joker around... I can.

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [referring to Helena, who's family was massacred when she was younger; voice over] She spends the next fifteen years thinking only of revenge. So, she starts training. When she was ready, and by "ready" I mean a badass motherfucking killing machine, she moves back to Gotham. Starts working on that kill list. She has the murder stuff down, but the rest?

Helena Bertinelli: [practicing in front of the mirror] Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?
Harley Quinn: [voiceover] Still a work in progress.
Helena Bertinelli: [still practicing] They call me...
Renee Montoya: The Crossbow Killer.
Helena Bertinelli: They call me...

Roman Sionis: The Crossbow Killer!
Helena Bertinelli: They call me...
Stefano Galante: [dying] The Crossbow Killer?
Helena Bertinelli: [in the present] They call me... Huntress.

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Birds of Prey

Roman Sionis: [after ordering Erika to get on the table and dance for him] Look at this dress, it's fucking hideous.

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [after killing Roman, Harley, Dinah, Helena, Montoya and Cassandra are at a diner] Kid, if that burrito doesn't make you shit, I don't know what will.
Cassandra Cain: Give me a minute.
[they cheer her as she gets up to go to the bathroom]
Harley Quinn: I've given her prune juice, laxatives. I mean, the kid's got

a stomach made of steel.

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [we see Harely taking up roller derby and going to Roman's nightclub; voice over] Soon enough, I was back on my feet. Ready to move on, to make new friends. It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn, so I really put myself out there.

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [after she blows up the ACE Chemicals Plant where she pledged herself to Joker; voice over] It was the closure I needed. A fresh start. A chance to be my own woman. But I wasn't the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation. This is our story. And I'm telling it, so I'll start where I fucking want.

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [voice over] I had to find a new identity. A new me.
[Harley cuts her hair in the mirror and bursts into tears]
Harley Quinn: It wasn't easy. But after a while, I even opened myself up to the possibility of new love.
[in a pet store, Harley sees a spotted hyena and coos enthusiastically]
Harley Quinn:

[voice over] Here's the thing about new love...
Sleazy Breeder: [whispering] I take payment in kind.
Harley Quinn: [voice over] You have to feed it.
[cut to the hyena in Harley's apartment, gnawing the remains of the Breeder's leg]

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [voice over] I knew I needed to find some way to show the world that I'd cut ties with Mr. J for good. Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden. The Joker and I? Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant. And, luckily for me, I have all my best ideas drunk.
[aloud; drunk]
Harley Quinn: I have the *best*

idea!

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [Harley meets Dinah at Roman's club] Know what a harlequin is?
Dinah Lance: Janky-ass clown with bad eye makeup?
Harley Quinn: Oof! Oof! A harlequin's role is to serve. An audience. A master. You know a harlequin's nothing without a master. And no one gives two fucks who we are beyond that.
Harley

Quinn: Yeah, I don't know who you think I am, lady, but I'm not her.
Harley Quinn: Pudding and I broke up. I haven't told that to anyone. Yeah. For good this time. And for the first time, in a long time, I'm all on my lonesome. It's great.
Dinah Lance: Welcome to the club.

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [voice over] This is me, Harleen Quinzel. When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer. But however many times he tried to ditch me, I kept coming back. Eventually, he found me a new home. The good sisters of St. Bernadette's taught me a lot. But I was never an establishment kind of gal. All things considered, I did good. I even went to college. I got my

PhD. Had my heart broken once or twice. Finding love, it's not easy. So I threw myself into my work, became a psychiatrist. That's when I met him. Mr. J. My Joker.

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [referring to Cassandra steals swallowing Roman's diamond that she stole; voice over] In the storytelling business, this dummy, swallowing that diamond, is called a complication. A complication I didn't exactly need right now.

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [voice over] It had been six short hours since my little stunt at ACE Chemicals announced to the world that Mr. J and I were dunzo. The immunity I'd enjoyed for so long was gone.