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Birds of Prey

Victor Zsasz: [to Roman] I'm gonna get your diamond back. I promise.

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Birds of Prey

Dinah Lance: She stole my fucking car!

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Harley Quinn: [to Cassandra] I'm telling you, if you want boys to respect you, you have to show them that you're serious. Blow something up. Shoot someone. Nothing gets a guy's attention like violence.

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Harley Quinn: You're not going to try to run, are you?
Cassandra Cain: Look, if there's really a half mil on my head, I figure I'm better off with the person who's not going to cut me open.
Harley Quinn: Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you. I do not care that you're a kid.

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Harley Quinn: [referring to Helena; voice over] She calls herself Huntress. Fucking fabulous, if you ask me.

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Harley Quinn: THAT is childhood trauma right there.

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Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn: [referring to Dinah; voice over] Canary's been singing at Roman's club for years. He calls her his little bird, and he's got her wrapped right around his fancy little finger.

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Harley Quinn: [voice over] I'm about to learn that a lot of people in this city want me dead. And at the top of that list, is this guy.
[we see Roman holding some people hostage with Zsasz torturing them]

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Harley Quinn: [voice over] And what's worse, every person I ever wronged now felt free to come and take their pound of flesh. Turns out, I wronged a lot of people.

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Roman Sionis: Will your paramour be joining us this evening?
Harley Quinn: Not tonight, Romy. Not tonight.
Roman Sionis: Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn. And do give the Joker my best.
Harley Quinn: [voice over] Okay, fine, so I hadn't told people about the breakup. But you don't understand. Being Joker's

girl gave me immunity. I could do whatever I wanted, to whoever I wanted, and no one ever dared to object.

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Harley Quinn: [voice over] I guess all good things have to come to an end. So, we broke up. I handled it real mature.
[shot of Harley pounding on the door of Joker's hideout, sobbing uncontrollably]
Harley Quinn: But Mr. J was super broke up about it. I got an amazing new place that was all mine. It gave me the space to really reflect on the mistakes

of my past.

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Harley Quinn: [voice over] The whack job with the penchant for peeling faces is Roman Sionis, aka Black Mask. The fact that he wants me dead hasn't yet hit my radar. See, I was halfway across town, hungover, and thinking about breakfast. Egg, bacon, American cheese. Soft, toasted buttered roll. Just a dash of hot sauce. What a way to start my new life. With the perfect egg

sandwich.

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Cassandra Cain: I don't know nothing about no diamond.
Harley Quinn: The inflection in your voice, the way you can't hold eye contact, and the fact that you're a filthy little thief, all suggest that you do. Now, you can give it to me, or I can give you to the man that diamond belongs to. But trust me when I say, you're not going to like what he's going to

do to you. Now, hand it over.
Cassandra Cain: Yeah, not going to happen.

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Cassandra Cain: [referring to Harley's drawing of Joker] He your ex or something?
Harley Quinn: You don't know who that is? The Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime. My former partner in madness. The Harlequin of Hate. The Jester of Genocide. You've never heard of him?
Cassandra Cain: Well, sounds like a dick.

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Harley Quinn: [after she offers to find Roman's diamond in exchange for not killing her] Harley Quinn: You want this diamond back? I'm your gal. Mr. J once lost a rare photograph of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt, and I found it in a bird's nest in Robinson Park. If you let me go, just for now, I'll get you that rock back. What have you got to lose? If your boys find it first, swear to

God, you can kill me later. Pinky swear. Cross my heart, hope to fart.
[Roman smacks her across the face]
Roman Sionis: You're so tiresome! If you want my mercy, shut that hole in the middle of your face and listen. You're going to get me my diamond.

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Roman Sionis: I'll give you till midnight. And then I'm going to peel off that pretty face, and pickle it. Okay?
Harley Quinn: [voice over] Call me old fashioned, but I always thought the guy was meant to get the girl a diamond.

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Harley Quinn: [First lines; voice over] They say, if you want to tell a story right, you got to start at the beginning.
[we see a cartoon of a sperm heading towards an ovary egg]
Harley Quinn: Too far? Fine.

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Roman Sionis: [about the shrunken heads in his home] He's over a thousand years old, and now he's just an ornament in my living room. Ew... I love it!

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Roman Sionis: For all your noise and bluster, you're just a silly little girl with no one around to protect her.
[He settles into a chair, a thug hands him a bowl of popcorn, and he motions for Zsasz to begin]
Harley Quinn: Whoa, wait!
Roman Sionis: What?
Harley Quinn: Don't kill me.

Roman Sionis: Ha! Right.

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Helena Bertinelli: So, what now?
Renee Montoya: Sionis is gone, but it's just a matter of time before some other asshole tries to finish what he started.
Dinah Lance: Right
Renee Montoya: We got to clean this city from the inside out.
Helena Bertinelli: [to Dinah] Does she always talk

like the cop in a bad '80s movie, or is that just me?
[Dinah starts laughing]
Renee Montoya: Fuck you. And fuck you.
Helena Bertinelli: What?
Renee Montoya: I mean, we were amazing there!