Harley Quinn: [voice over] For you to understand why me, the cop, and that dame on the toilet, her name's Cassandra Cain, are all looking for this Cain character, I got to take you back a few days, to that night I got sh*tfaced at the Black Mask Club.
Cassandra Cain: [as someone knocks on the apartment door] You said they wouldn't find us.
Harley Quinn: Chillax. No one knows we're here.
Henchman: Harleen Quinzel, this is Gotham Police.
Harley Quinn: [shocked] Okay. So they know.
Harley Quinn: [voice over] For you to understand why me, the cop, and that dame on the toilet, her name's Cassandra Cain, are all looking for this Cain character, I got to take you back a few days, to that night I got shitfaced at the Black Mask Club.
Harley Quinn: [as they are picking out their weapons, Montoya picks a top to wear] Oh, no, no, no. Not that one. Sentimental value. Try this.
[she gives Montoya a bulletproof vest]
Renee Montoya: You're kidding.
Harley Quinn: What? Got to take care of the girls.
Victor Zsasz: [to Harley Quinn about his scars] I got one for all the little birds I helped fly away from this world. I'm saving a special spot for you. Right here.
Victor Zsasz: You're a filthy fucking rat.
Dinah Lance: I'm a rat?
Victor Zsasz: I knew you couldn't be trusted. Roman's little bird. You little fucking bird. That's why he needs me to look out for him. That's why he needs me to take care of him.
Roman Sionis: [addressing the False Face Society] Friends, brothers, Men of Gotham! I have funded you, I have protected you, I've scratched your backs and kept you out of jail! Well, now it's time to say "thank you." Go show those little bitches you don't mess with Roman Sionis! Half a mil to whoever brings me the girl alive! The rest... you can kill.
Cassandra Cain: [picks a grenade out of Harley's arms chest] Dope.
[after killing Mr. and Mrs. Keo]
Victor Zsasz: [indicates Ms. Keo] What about her?
Roman Sionis: [after a pause] I think we can let her go. I mean, this is a pretty loud fucking shitshow of a message.
[they laugh]
[while fleeing all the people who want her dead]
Harley Quinn: [to her breakfast sandwich] We're gonna get through this, okay?
Cassandra Cain: Guys? I think you need to see this.
[They look out the window]
Renee Montoya: It's Sionis.
[the False Face Society surrounds Black Mask]
The Huntress: We're fucked... he bought himself an army.
Harley Quinn: Cross my heart, hope to fart!
[Sionis slaps her across the face]
Black Mask: God, you're so tiresome!
