Birds of Prey Quotes

Harley Quinn: There are two ways that diamond's coming out of you.
[holds up a bottle of LaxPlus]
Harley Quinn: This way.
[grabs a sharp knife]
Harley Quinn: Or this way.
[Cassandra quickly chooses the bottle of LaxPlus]
Harley Quinn: That's what I thought. Also, I'm out of groceries.

Harley Quinn: I'm sorry, kid. And I'm sorry I tried to sell you, that was a dick move. For what it's worth, you made me want to be a less terrible person.
Roman Sionis: Ew.
Cassandra Cain: If we're apologising for shit, I should tell you something.
Roman Sionis: Excuse me!
Cassandra

Cain: I stole something from you.
Harley Quinn: You slippery fingered little turd.
Cassandra Cain: I took your ring.
Harley Quinn: My ring?
[Cassandra holds up a grenade pin]

Cassandra Cain: Seriously though, how did you get to be here? I mean, shopping at fancy-ass stores, you're making bank, you have your own business. How did you do it? Come on, tell me. Woman to woman. Being a pickpocket's fine and all, but I got real potential. I mean, how do I be like you? Well, except for the crazy part. But other than that.
Harley Quinn:

Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist. Work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient. Break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail. Get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the

world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman, and going out on your own. Number two...
[picks up a bottle of water]
Harley Quinn: Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it? *That's* crazy. I'm not shopping at this store. I'm robbing this store. Consider this your first lesson: paying is for dummies.

Dinah Lance: [after Zsasz's killed; pointing her gun at Harley] I'm not letting you sell the kid to him.
Harley Quinn: I wasn't going to sell the kid. I was going to trade the kid.
Dinah Lance: Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh?
Harley Quinn: I'm not proud of what I did. But I had half the city after me.

Victor Zsasz: [sing songy] Oh, songbird. You drive as good as you fight?
Dinah Lance: Who's asking?
Victor Zsasz: The boss. You're getting promoted.
Victor Zsasz: [Zsasz slow claps] You're his new driver.
Dinah Lance: Thanks, but I'm good with the singing gig.
Victor

Zsasz: You're gonna be good at the driving gig. Be here tomorrow. 9 a.m. sharp.