Austin: [groans in disgust after Fat Bastard farts] Oh God.
Austin: Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.
Felicity Shagwell: Move over, Rover. This chick is taking over.
Fat Bastard: Listen Missy, would you fancy another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back! Ha ha ha!
[Dr. Evil's rotating chair is out of control]
Dr. Evil: The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
Dr. Evil: [Mini-Me is carried off into the rocket] Take special care of him.
[choking up with tears]
Dr. Evil: He's my special boy!
Austin: Hello, Mommy. Can I have some chocolates? I want some Mars Bars. Don't smack my bottom, Mommy.
Felicity Shagwell: Austin?
Austin: Sorry, love. I got stuck in your dirty pillows.
[before sex]
Dr. Evil: Don't worry, mama. Things won't get weird.
[after sex]
Dr. Evil: It got weird, didn't it?
Frau Farbissina: Ya.
Dr. Evil: Yeah. Right. I knew it.
Dr. Evil: Scott, I've been a frickin' evil doctor for 30 frickin' years! So cut me some frickin' slack. You forget, Scott, that we're inside a volcano. We're surrounded by liquid hot magma.
Dr. Evil: [Before sex with Frau, takes a drink then pours some of the bottle on the ground] One for me, and one for my homies.
[while fighting, Austin's glasses get knocked off and Mini-Me brings them to him]
Austin: No more! I can't take it anymore. Oh. You brought me my glasses. Bless your little heart.
[Mini-Me suddenly gets pissed off and gives him the finger]
Austin: That's not right.
Dr. Evil: Cool.
Austin: Yes, Yes, Yes! NO NO!
Frau Farbissina: Send in the clone!
[repeated line after photography sessions]
Austin: And I'm spent.
Dr. Evil: Sick as a dog. Okay. Okay. Gonna vomit.
Austin: [about to have a threesome with Felicity and his past self] Paging Dr. Freud!
