threesome Quotes

Stacy: We're in the adult film industry.
Gina: And we're lovers.
Stacy: Yeah. One day, Gina was having sex with this Filipino guy Milo which was totally cool cause it was in the script.
Gina: And then I asked Milo back to the house with us, which is cool cause we like a little variety...

Stacy: So in the middle of our session, I look up and I see Gina kissing Milo on the mouth which is totally NOT cool because it violates our threesome code of ethics!
Gina: So Stacy bit my toe off.
Stacy: Then Milo freaks out and calls me a crazy skank...
Gina: And nobody talks to my bitch that way.

Stacy: That's right.
Gina: So I stapled his lip shut.
Stacy: And here we are.
Dave Buznik: Well, we've all been there.

Sorina Luminita: You look so sad, what's the matter?
Adrian Doorbal: I just kidnapped a man.
Sorina Luminita: You did what?
Daniel Lugo: No, no, no, he's kidding. He's getting married tomorrow and he doesn't want a bachelor party.
Sorina Luminita: Hey! You know what? My shift is almost

over. So... Why don't you meet me at the toilets in 5 minutes? And you can bring my baby Daniel, too.
Adrian Doorbal: For what?
Daniel Lugo: This is your party man, you should have some fun.
Sorina Luminita: [They have a threesome in the bathroom] Bang me harder! Come on! Fuck! Fuck!
Adrian Doorbal: I

think she should kidnap a man too!