83 Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes (2026) #2

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Scott: Look, I was wondering if we could work all this out? You are, after all, my father.
Dr Evil: Scott, you had your chance, okay? I've already had someone created in my image. He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins.
Scott: Him? Look at him, he's crazy. He's like a vicious

little Chihuahua thing. He'll kill me the first chance he gets.
Dr Evil: Probably.

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Austin: Who are you, baby?
Ivana: Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
Austin: Excuse me?
Ivana: Ivana Humpalot.
Austin: Well, I "vana" toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?

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Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?
Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.

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Dr. Evil: Hang on, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I would do.
[pauses]
Dr. Evil: I'd probably move on, get another replica, but there would be a 10 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.

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Dr. Evil: Mini Me, stop humping the "laser". Honest to God! Why don't you and the giant "laser" get a fricken room for God's sakes?

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Felicity Shagwell: I want to see what happens in the 70s and 80s.
Austin: The 70s and the 80s? You're not missing anything, believe me. I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it.

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Dr. Evil: Ow! You shot me, you A-Hole.

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The President: Jiminy Jumpin' Jesus, I can't believe we're gonna pay that madman. I got nukes out the ying-yang. Just let me launch one, for God's sake.
Commander Gilmour: Sir. Are you suggesting that we blow up the moon?
The President: Would you miss it?
[looks around the table]
The President: Would

you miss it?

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Austin: Wait a tick. Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, presumeably, I could go back and visit my frozen self. But, if I'm still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the '90s and traveled back to.
[goes cross-eyed]
Austin: Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed.
Basil: I suggest you don't worry about

those things and just enjoy yourself.
[to camera]
Basil: That goes for you all, too.
Austin: Yes.

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Dr. Evil: The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa.

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Vanessa Kensington: Do you smoke after sex?
Austin: I don't know, baby, I never looked.

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Rebecca Romijn: Austin Powers, I've heard a lot about you. I'm Rebecca Romijn. I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Austin: Well, of course you haven't had the pleasure, Rebecca. We just met, baby, yeah.

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Dr. Evil: [deep voice] Austin, I'm your father.
Austin: Really?
Dr. Evil: No, not really. I can't back that up.
Austin: Right. Idiot. Yes.

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[Dr. Evil raps to Mini Me, to the tune of "Just The Two of Us"]
Dr. Evil: From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone, I knew that I'd be safe cuz I'd never be alone. An evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing. I'd hoped Scott would look up to me, run the business of the family, head an evil empire just like

his dear old dad, give him my love and the things I never had. Scott would think I was a cool guy, return the love I have, make me want to cry, be evil, but have my feelings too, change my life with Oprah and Maya Angelou. But Scott rejected me, c'est la vie, life is cruel, treats you unfairly, even so, a God there must be, Mini Me, you complete me.

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Frau Farbissina: [both on the Springer show] Scott, you are my love child with Dr.Evil.
Scott: I thought I was a test tube baby.
Frau Farbissina: Lies. All lies!

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Ivana: When did you get "The Clapper"?
Austin: November, 1964, Dutch East Indies, shore leave.

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Dr. Evil: Mini-Me, no, we don't gnaw on our kitty. Leave Mini- no! Leave Mini-Mr. Bigglesworth alone. Just love him, stroke him.

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Fat Bastard: [Eying Mini-me] Dr Evil. Let me make you a deal. You get the mojo, and you can keep your money. And I'll get your bay-bay.
[smacks lips]
Fat Bastard: I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs.
Young Number Two: Excuse me.

Fat Bastard: *Chili's* baby back ribs.

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Austin: Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?
Ivana: [gets up from the table] No more games. Dr. Evil sent me here to kill you, but I find you so
[pause]
Ivana: sexy! Just make love to me. Now, Austin Powervich! Hurry!
[Austin rips his shirt open]

Ivana: Oh, you are hairy like animal!
Austin: Grr, baby! Very grr!
Ivana: Make love to me, monkey man!

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Dr. Evil: Any ways, the key to this plan is the giant laser. It was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist Dr. Parsons. Therefore, we shall call it the Alan Parsons Project.
Scott: Oh, my God.
Dr. Evil: What now?
Scott: The Alan Parsons Project is a progressive rock band in 1982. Why don't you just name it

'Operation Wang-Chung'? Ass.
Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, i don't...
Scott: Oh nothing. I'm sure 'Operation Bananarama' will be huge.