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Addison DeWitt: The Sarah Siddons Award is perhaps unknown to you. It has been spared the sensational publicity of such questionable honors as the Pulitzer Prize and those awards presented annually by that film society. The distinguished-looking gentleman is an extremely old actor. Being an actor, he will go on speaking for some time. It is not
important that you hear what he says.
Addison DeWitt: [voiceover] Eve. Eve, the golden girl. The cover girl. The girl next door, the girl on the moon. Time has been good to Eve. Life goes where she goes. She's been profiled, covered, revealed, reported, what she eats and what she wears and whom she knows and where she was and when and where she's going. Eve. You all know all about Eve.
Addison DeWitt: [voiceover] There are, in general, two types of theatrical producers. One has a great many wealthy friends who will risk a tax-deductible loss. This type is interested in art. The other is one to whom each production means potential ruin or fortune. This type is out to make a buck.
Addison DeWitt: [voiceover] No brighter light has ever dazzled the eye than Eve Harrington. Eve. But more of Eve later. All about Eve, in fact.
Margo: This is my dear friend and companion, Miss Birdie Coonan.
Birdie: Oh, brother!
Eve: Miss Coonan.
Lloyd Richards: Oh, brother, what?
Birdie: When she gets like this, all of the sudden she's playin' Hamlet's mother.
Margo: I'm sure you must have things to do
in the bathroom, Birdie, dear.
Margo: "I don't think you can rightly say we lost the war. We was more starved out, you might say. That's why I don't understand all these plays about love-starved Southern women. Love was one thing we were never starved for in the South."
Lloyd Richards: Margo's interview with a lady reporter from the South.
Birdie: And the minute
it gets printed, they're gonna fire on Gettysburg all over again.
Margo: It was Fort Sumter they fired on.
Birdie: I never played Fort Sumter.
Margo: If she can act, she might not be bad. She looks like she might burn down a plantation.