Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I'd wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones?'

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

It's hard to force creativity and humor.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.

Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?