Kevin: You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!
Kevin: You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.
Jane: Oh, my God. I feel like I found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
Casey: [she and Jane are in mutual friend's wedding. Casey's hair is a mess] What? Don't look at me like that! The bitch said "Up" so it's up!
Jane: Oh, I'm a really... very good caulker.
Kevin: [into recorder] Likes caulk.
Jane: You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my *awesome* work party?
Jane: You got them champagne glasses and a bottle of Cristal.
George: Any way she's actually gonna believe it actually came from me?
Jane: Maybe. Wrapped it like a car ran over it.
George: Nice touch.
Casey: [seeing Jane] Ooh, you clean up good. *I* might even be into you.
Jane: George appreciates me for who I am!
Casey: What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?
Kevin: I think you want a wedding, not a marriage a wedding.
Jane: Can you please find somebody else to be creepy with?
Casey: Hey, do you want to come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from shipping are coming, and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap.
Jane: [to Tess] Did you love him, or was he just convenient?
Casey: What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?
