Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris

I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.

Andrew Robertson
Andrew Robertson

No magic wands have been waved in my direction; I didn't win some kind of lottery to land a spot at one of the biggest clubs in the world.

Dominic Raab
Dominic Raab

Ingenious prisoners have successfully claimed a range of novel entitlements, from fertility treatment to a right to keep twigs in their cells to wave as wands in pagan rituals.

Tom Noddy
Tom Noddy

I use ordinary soap bubbles, the dime-store stuff, two wands and a plastic straw.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Kingsley Shacklebolt: [watching the protective enchantments start to crack] Actually, Dean, better tell Professor McGonagall we may need two or three more wands on this side.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

[Voldemort has just demanded that the students hand Harry over to him or he will attack Hogwarts. All of the students stare at Harry in silence]
Pansy Parkinson: [shouting] What you waiting for?
[points at Harry]
Pansy Parkinson: Someone grab him!
[Harry's friends immediately draw their wands and surround Harry, protecting him and

showing Harry that they're willing to fight for him]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me - without wands please - repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Professor Lupin: Very good. A little louder please, and very clearly. Rid-di-kulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Malfoy: [under his breath] This class is ridiculous.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry: [about Ron's rat missing a toe and being Peter Pettigrew] All they could find left of Pettigrew was his...
Sirius Black: Finger! But then the coward cut it off so they would think he was dead! And then he transformed into a rat!
Harry: Show me.
[Sirius tries to take the rat from Ron, but Ron holds onto it]

Harry: Give it to him, Ron.
Ron: What are you trying to do to him?
[Sirius finally gets a hold of the rat]
Ron: Scabbers! Leave him alone!
[tries to run toward Sirius, but Hermione holds him back]
Ron: Get off him! What are you doing?
[Sirius drops the rat, which runs while Sirius finally

transforms it into Peter Petitgrew]
Peter Pettigrew: [realizes he's not a rat anymore] Remus, S-Sirius? My old friends!
[runs toward the door, but Lupin and Sirius block him]
Peter Pettigrew: Harry, l-look at you!
[walks toward Harry]
Peter Pettigrew: You look so much like your father! Like James, we were best

friends!
Sirius Black: How dare you speak to Harry!
[Pettigrew scowls and runs away from Sirius]
Sirius Black: How dare you talk about James in front of him!
Professor Lupin: You sold James and Lily to Voldemort, didn't you?
Peter Pettigrew: I didn't mean to! The Dark Lord. You have no idea the

weapons he possesses! Ask yourself, Sirius! What would you have done? What would you have done?
Sirius Black: I would have died!
[Pettigrew crawls under piano]
Sirius Black: I would have died rather than betray my friends!
Peter Pettigrew: [runs over to Harry, whispering to him] Harry, James wouldn't have wanted me

killed! Your dad... your dad would have spared me! He would shown me mercy...!
[Lupin and Sirius yank him off Harry]
Sirius Black: You should have realized, Peter, that if Voldemort wouldn't kill you we would!
[he and Lupin pull out their wands and point them and Pettigrew]
Sirius Black: Together!
Harry: No!

Professor Lupin: Harry, this man is...
Harry: I know what he is, but we'll take him to the castle.
Peter Pettigrew: Bless you boy, bless you!
[kneels to Harry]
Harry: Get off me! I said we'll take you to the castle. After that, the dementors can have you.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Dolores Umbridge: Wands away. There will be no need to talk.
Hermione Granger: [sotto] No need to think is more like it.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Mrs. Weasley: [Fred and George have just appeared out of thin air and Mrs Weasley screams] Just because you can use magic now does not mean you have to whip your wands out for everything.