Adam McKay
Adam McKay

Basically, we used to have a rule at 'Saturday Night Live' that you're not allowed to bring up 'The Simpsons' at the rewrite table, because 'The Simpsons' has done every joke there is. Every week there would be guys going, 'The Simpsons did that.' I go, 'C'mon.' And 'South Park,' too.

Adam McKay
Adam McKay

My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?'

Adam McKay
Adam McKay

There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.

Adam Savage
Adam Savage

Audiences of critical thinkers are my favorite kinds of audiences. There are jokes I tell in the show that don't get laughs unless I am in front of an audience of critical thinkers. Put me in front of a crowd of science teachers or astronauts! The guileless aren't our audience - it's the critical thinkers we love.

Adora Svitak
Adora Svitak

My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11.

Adrian Edmondson
Adrian Edmondson

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.

Adrian Pasdar
Adrian Pasdar

I have a channel on YouTube called Buckshotwon. It started off as a kind of joke, just behind-the-scenes goofs.

Afrika Bambaataa
Afrika Bambaataa

It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.

Ainsley Harriott
Ainsley Harriott

I was a bit of a show-off at school. I told jokes a lot because I wanted to have friends.

Aisha Tyler
Aisha Tyler

I tell jokes, chat with people, and make stuff.