Heather Quotes

Carrie White: [Eyes dilate in anger] NOOOOO!
[Sends a massive psychic shock-wave across the gym, knocking everyone down]
Heather: [Heather, almost at the gym doors, sees the chaos behind her] *gasps*
[Rushes to the door in a panic]
Heather: [Carrie, notices Heather trying to escape, sends another shock-wave] Agghh!

[She hits the glass windows of the doors face first, shattering her face and leaving the window blood stained]
Sue Snell: [Sees Heather's body slide off the window lifelessly, smearing the window in blood] *gasps in horror*

Marcus Copeland: [Marcus emerges from the boot of the car, covered in the Wilson Sisters' luggage] Man! You guys sure got a lot of bags for a weekend!
Brittany Wilson: [scoffs] This isn't *a* weekend!
Tiffany Wilson: It's *the* weekend!
Brittany Wilson: Labor Day in The Hamptons. The last weekend of the social

season. Like, only the hottest people are going to be there.
Tiffany Wilson: And only the hottest of the *hottest* are going make it onto the cover of "Hamptons Magazine"! And this is *our* year!
Brittany Wilson: [squeals] Yay!
[to Kevin, driving the car]
Brittany Wilson: Uh, open the window. Baby likes a little fresh

breeze.
[Kevin opens the window]
Brittany Wilson: I just hope the Vandergeld Sisters' private jet *crashes* on the way there!
Tiffany Wilson: [shocked] Oh, my God, Brittany!
Brittany Wilson: [to Tiffany] You were thinking it!
Tiffany Wilson: [to Brittany] I know, but you *said* it!

Brittany Wilson: I know, I know!
Tiffany Wilson: And you, know, Heather totally *hates* you because you slept with her boyfriend.
Brittany Wilson: Oh, my God! So what? I sleep with *everyone's* boyfriend!

Jack: Dude, forget Stainer. All right? I think you could get her back.
Stainer: OK, then why don't you look Kirk in the eyes and tell him that you believe he's gonna end up with Molly. Just tell him that.
Jack: Fine. Kirky, I truly believe that... I mean, I think anything is possible.
Kirk: "Anything is

possible"?
Devon: Come on! Like there's a million examples of guys like Kirky ending up with a beautiful woman.
Stainer: Such as?
Devon: Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts.
Jack: Right. Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear. Then he went on to Denise Richards.
Stainer: All recording

artists. Normal rules don't apply to those guys. Kirk, as soon as you record an album and it goes platinum, you can push your meat into any human being you want.
Jack: OK, OK, OK. King Kong and Naomi Watts.
Stainer: They never consummated. Totally platonic relationship.
Jack: Stephen Hawking and his lady nurse.

Stainer: He's the master of space and time. He knows about black holes and shit.
Devon: What about the President of France and that girl that went out with Mick Jagger.
Stainer: He knows about wine. And he has a french accent. He could probably French kiss like a motherfucker.
Devon: Wait a second... The

Beast.
Stainer: Who?
Devon: The Beast from Beauty and the Beast. Beast won Beauty's love and he wasn't rich or a recording artist. Though, he did have an amazing voice.
Stainer: OK, Devon, that's a cartoon. But yes, that's one. One out of a million.
Devon: You know what, Stainer? All it takes is one.

Man, you... You guys sit here and talk about relationships but the truth is, I'm the only one here that's married. Yeah, and I'm tired of you guys busting my nuggets cause I've only been with one girl. It's cause she was the right girl! That's why I married her! So, Kirky, let me tell you something, if Molly is the right girl, that's all that matters. You just, you stand up. You stand up. You get

in front of her. You get right in her grill and you say, "Hey, I am Kirk Kettner, and I am right here, standing in front of you... right here. Here I am." Something like that.
Stainer: Power of love.
Jack: Very... perfect.
Kirk: Beautiful.
Devon: Thank you. I was in debate, junior/senior year. I don't

know if you guys remember that.

Jock: Dinnae listen, lassie. No human is that cruel!
Trusty: Of course not, Miss Lady. Why, everybody knows a dog's best friend is his human.
Tramp: [laughing] Oh, come on now, fellas! You haven't fallen for that old line now, have you?
Jock: Aye, and we've no need for mongr-r-rels and their r-r-radical ideas.

Off with ya now! Off with ya! Off with ya!
Tramp: Okay, Sandy.
Jock: The name's Jock!
Tramp: Okay, Jock.
Jock: Heather Lad of Glencairn, to you!
Tramp: Okay, okay, okay! But remember this, Pigeon, a human heart has only so much room for love and affection. When a baby moves in,

the dog moves out.

Ramirez: MacLeod, I was born 2,437 years ago. In that time, I've had three wives. The last was Shikiko, a Japanese princess. Her father, Masamune, a genius, made this for me
[shows MacLeod his Samurai sword]
Ramirez: in 593 B.C. It is the only one of its kind... like his daughter. When Shikiko died, I was shattered. I would save you that pain.

Please... let Heather go.