Room
Room

Ma: [finds a photo of her relay race team] You know who that is?
Jack: This? That's you.
Ma: Yeah, that's me. And Stacy Benton and Heather Noel and Laura Sullivan. We were on a relay team. I was the anchor. I was really fast. We did track.
Jack: Real track?
Ma: Mmm-hmm. On a field.

[long pause]
Ma: You know what happened to them?
Jack: No.
Ma: Exactly.
[puts the photo down and tries to busy herself]
Ma: Nothing. They just lived their life and nothing happened.

American Pie 2
American Pie 2

Heather: [On the phone to Oz] Oz what should I do now?
Stifler: [Also on the phone pretending to be Oz] Oh Heather baby. Why don't you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's.
Oz: Stifler get off.
Stifler: I am getting off listening to the two of you. Keep going.

The Blair Witch Project
The Blair Witch Project

[Josh and Heather are talking about "Gilligan's Island."]
Michael Williams: Let's not call him "the Captain," you illiterate TV people. It's "the Skipper."

The Blair Witch Project
The Blair Witch Project

Michael Williams: [Josh, Heather and Mike had been walking south all day to get out of the woods. They came across a log they previously crossed supposedly the same day] That's the tree we crossed. That tree's down. Same one.
[walks to the log site]
Michael Williams: OH, GOD!
Heather Donahue: Uh, no...
Michael

Williams: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! THIS IS A JOKE!
Heather Donahue: Uh, no...
Michael Williams: THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
Heather Donahue: Mike, just please stop... please, please stop...
Michael Williams: UH NO!
Heather Donahue: It's not the same log, Mike. It's not the same

log.
Michael Williams: SAME LOG!
Heather Donahue: Look, it's not!
Michael Williams: IT IS! OPEN YOUR EYES!
Heather Donahue: It's not the same log.
Heather Donahue: [looks at the log]
Heather Donahue: It's not... it's not the same log...

Heather Donahue: [starts crying quietly as Mike and Josh yells furiously]
Heather Donahue: It's the same log.
Joshua Leonard: FUCK! YOU! GOD!
Heather Donahue: [attempts to calm herself down] It's the same log. OK. It's OK. It's OK... OK...
Heather Donahue: [later, at noon] Where do you

want to go to camp? I guess that south didn't work, so tomorrow, we'll go east. I don't know what to say, Josh.
Joshua Leonard: How the fuck did we wind up in the same fucking place...
Heather Donahue: We walked south ALL DAY! OK, we've walked south ALL FUCKING DAY! I DON'T KNOW HOW WE END UP HERE!

Thank You for Smoking
Thank You for Smoking

BR: Oh, I heard the Heather Holloway article is coming out tomorrow.
Nick Naylor: [in his office] Really?
BR: Yeah, anything I should be worried about?
Nick Naylor: Yeah, the Cancer Association. Apparently they have it in for us.
BR: Fuckers.

Thank You for Smoking
Thank You for Smoking

[Nick and Heather are introducing themselves to each other in a restaurant]
Heather Holloway: Heather Holloway.
Nick Naylor: Nick Naylor. Big Tobacco.
Heather Holloway: [holds up tape recorder] Is this kosher?
Nick Naylor: Only if I can call you Heather.
Heather Holloway: By all

means. So, Mr. Naylor...
Nick Naylor: [interrupting] Nick.
Heather Holloway: Nick. Let's start with...
Nick Naylor: '82 Margaux.
Heather Holloway: Okay. Is it good?
Nick Naylor: "Good"? It'll make you believe in God.

Thank You for Smoking
Thank You for Smoking

Nick Naylor: [Narrating] I know what you're probably thinking, what a great opportunity to teach Joey to leverage against a back stabbing boss but I actually meant what I said about responsibility some things are just more important than paying the mortgage so I did the only responsibility thing I could, I turned down the job and my timing couldn't have been better within a few

months the cigarette companies settled with the American smokers to the tune of two hundred forty six billion dollars and the Academy of Tobacco Studies was permanently dismantled for the first time in decades BR found himself out of work otherwise not much has changed the MOD still meets every week, we even added a few new members Senator Finistirre is still fighting for his causes even Heather

is still reporting not much has changed at all

Jason Bourne
Jason Bourne

Craig Jeffers: [after Alicia Vikander's character, Heather Lee, alerts three top CIA directors that a recent hack on the CIA's main servers was done by a hacker linked to Jason Bourne] Bourne? Jesus Christ!

Over the Hedge
Over the Hedge

Verne: [after getting chased away] See what I mean? That's what I was talking about. These humans don't want us *around*.
RJ: So we scared her and she over-reacted, no biggy.
Verne: No biggy? No that's what we call a biggy.
RJ: C'mon, think about the food, it was worth it for that food, that stuff is to die

for.
[Ozzy faints and Heather rolls her eyes]
RJ: Let me rephrase that.
Verne: No, to die for, you nailed that part. Look, maybe our little forest life seems primative to a guy with a bag.
RJ: What!
Verne: But I think I speak for all of us when I say that we want *nothing* to do with *anything*

that's *over that hedge*.
[they begin to walk away]
RJ: Oh come on. You haven't even tried doughnuts yet. You wanna store some fat, that is the way to store some fat, you'll be sweating through the winter.
[they don't listen]
RJ: Okay, okay you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna check back with you.
[to himself]

RJ: Shoot! Almost had them.

The Cable Guy
The Cable Guy

Chip Douglas: It was my treat.
Steven Kovacs: What do you mean it was your treat?
Chip Douglas: You know, I bought this time. You buy next time... Don't let your eggs get cold.
Steven Kovacs: Buy what?
Chip Douglas: What do you mean 'buy what'? The women.
Steven

Kovacs: [after pause] Do... do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?
Chip Douglas: Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren't paying her?