Molly: OK so, you're gonna tell me exactly what's going on? Stainer: In ten minutes Kirk is leaving on a plane for Branson with a horrible, horrible girl. Molly: Marnie? Stainer: Yes! Let's go. Molly: If Kirk's getting back together with Marnie I'm not going!
Stainer: In fourth grade I peed my pants. On several occasions. Everybody started calling me Stainer. Do you know how I made it through those dark days? Molly: Plastic underwear? Stainer: In part. But also Kirk. You see he told me to own that name. call myself Stainer so that nobody could hurt me with it.
Molly: What's your point? Stainer: Kirk is the best guy that I know. But he's like... he's like a spider. You know, he's more afraid of you than you are of him. And he also has long legs and... Look, if you want him, you gotta go get him.
