Arthur Baer
Arthur Baer

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

Diane Garnick
Diane Garnick

In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.

Dick Schaap
Dick Schaap

Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony.

Don Adams
Don Adams

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.

Ed Kowalczyk
Ed Kowalczyk

When you're 19, girlfriends are girlfriends. Then you start thinking about the rest of your life and stuff. I don't know; something happens with your glands. Your alimony gland.

Eric Stoltz
Eric Stoltz

I know a lot of writers who would much rather be writing the Great American Novel, but they've got bills to pay and alimony, and so they take a job at a less-than-reputable paper. You know, you do what you gotta do.

Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

Jason Robards
Jason Robards

I used to just do movies for alimony purposes, between plays.

Jason Robards
Jason Robards

I did a lot of violent junk just because I needed the money - alimony movies, you might call them - and then I decided to start turning down the junk scripts and wait for something better, no matter how long.