Marvin Acme: Over here, Jessica. I have everything ready. Right here, on the bed.
Jessica Rabbit: Oh, not now, Marvin. I have a headache.
Marvin Acme: But Jessica, you promised.
Jessica Rabbit: Oh, all right. But this time, take off that hand buzzer.
Smart Ass: And as for you, Valiant, step out of line, and we'll hang you and your laundry out to dry.
Roger Rabbit: P-p-please! Don't worry. Whatever you say. Yes, ma'am. Aye-aye, sir. Okey-dokey. Why, I'll take care of him like he was my own brother. Or my own sister.
[Hits face on door]
Roger Rabbit: Ow! Or my brother's sister. Or my second cousin...
Eddie Valiant: Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway when they can take the Red Car for a nickel.
Judge Doom: Oh, they'll drive. They'll have to. You see, I bought the Red Car so I could dismantle it.
Baby Herman: Whatta you know, you dumb broad? You got the IQ of a rattle.
[Slaps woman's rear end]
Roger Rabbit: Let's forget it, there's nobody here!
Eddie Valiant: Is that it, or are you scared?
Roger Rabbit: P-p-p-p-please! Me, scared? Don't be ridiculous!
[teeth chatter]
Jessica Rabbit: I suppose you think no one's going to notice Toontown's disappeared?
Judge Doom: Who's got time to wonder what happened to some ridiculous talking mice when they're driving by at 75 miles an hour?
Jessica Rabbit: What're you talking about? There's no road past Toontown.
[Eddie arrives with Roger at Dolores' store to get the handcuffs removed, and hide Roger from Judge Doom]
Dolores: I thought you said you'd never take another toon case. What did you have a change of heart?
Eddie Valiant: Nothing's changed. Somebody's made a patsy outta me and I'm gonna find out why!
Roger Rabbit: Jeepers, another stupid newsreel! I hate the news!
Benny the Cab: This is no way to make a livin'.
Roger Rabbit: [to Jessica, after they are almost killed] I wasn't worried, were you?
[Psycho has died and his ghost floats heavenward, activating the dip cannon as he does so]
Psycho: Bye-bye! Hee-hee!
[Donald and Daffy are playing "Hungarian Rhapsody #2" in a session of dueling pianos]
Donald Duck: Hey, hey! Cut it out!
Daffy Duck: Doeth anybody underthtand what thith duck ith thaying?
Roger Rabbit: [Emerges from the closet and slaps cuffs on Eddie] Eddie Valiant, you're under arrest! Pbbbbbbbbb...
Eddie Valiant: Get outta there! Idiot, I got no keys for these cuffs!
[Valiant runs up to a trolley that is about to leave. He holds up his $50 check to the conductor]
Conductor: What do I look like? A bank?
[Closes doors]
Jessica Rabbit: Oh, no! Where's Roger?
Eddie Valiant: Roger? He chickened out on me back at the studio.
Jessica Rabbit: No, he didn't. I hit him over the head with a frying pan and stuck him in the trunk. So he wouldn't get hurt.
Eddie Valiant: Makes perfect sense.
