81 Wayne's World Quotes (2026) #3

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Wayne Campbell: [next to a Cop] I smell bacon. Does anyone else smell bacon?
Garth Algar: I definitely smell a pork product of some kind.

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Garth Algar: Hey Mr. Donut Man, who's trying to kill ya? I don't know but they better not!

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Garth Algar: We fear change.

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Wayne Campbell: I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw...

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[enjoying a breathtaking view]
Wayne Campbell: You know, Cassandra, from this height... you could really hock a loogie on someone.

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Benjamin Kane: Russell's very excited you're coming down to the studio.
Mrs. Vanderhoff: Oh, the studio. That's where the magic happens.
Benjamin Kane: Oh, you've worked in television?
Mrs. Vanderhoff: No, but I watch a lot of it.
Benjamin Kane: Of course you do. You're creative.

Noah Vanderhoff: She's the one who came up with the name "Noah's Arcade."
Mrs. Vanderhoff: I just opened my mouth and out it came!
[They all laugh]
Benjamin Kane: You're a lucky man, Mr. Vanderhoff.

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Garth Algar: We're looking down on Wayne's basement. Only that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?
Wayne Campbell: Yeah, that's weird, man, that's weird. Garth! That was a haiku!

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Wayne Campbell: No way!
Garth Algar: Way!

#Garth

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Wayne Campbell: Wow! What a totally amazing, excellent discovery... NOT!

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[after seeing Cassandra for the first time]
Wayne Campbell: She will be mine. Oh, yes - she will be mine.

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[after being stranded]
Garth Algar: I'm having a good time... *not*!

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Wayne Campbell: [after Ben orders Chinese food while speaking Cantonese] This guy is good.
Benjamin: I picked up a little Cantonese while I was in the Orient. You know, you sound a lot like you're from Kowloon Bay as opposed to Hong Kong.
Cassandra: I was born in Kowloon Bay!
Benjamin: There you have it!

Wayne Campbell: This guy is really good.

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[last lines]
Cassandra: I love you, Wayne.
Wayne Campbell: I love you, Cassandra.
Dreamwoman: I love you, Garth.
Garth Algar: I love you, dreamwoman.
Noah Vanderhoff: You know, ever since I did your show, kids are looking at me in a whole new way.
Terry: I

love you, man.
Russel: And I love you. Because I've learned that Platonic love *can* exist between two grown men.
Benjamin: And I've learned something, too. I've learned that a flawless profile, a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America - almost to the top - but it can't get you everything.
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Campbell: Isn't it great that we're all better people?
[beat]
Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar: FISHED IN!

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[Holds out a Dixie cup]
Garth Algar: Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this.

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Benjamin Kane: So Garth, what do you think so far?
Garth Algar: [describing his feelings of the new set] It's like a new pair of underwear: At first, it's constrictive, but after awhile it becomes a part of you.
[the Vanderhoffs give him an odd look]

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Wayne Campbell: Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago - excellent. I've had plenty of jo-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets. Ok, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is bogus and sad. However, I do have a cable access

show, and I still know how to party. But what I'd really like is to do Wayne's World for a living. It might happen. Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

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[Ron Paxton demonstrates his new invention, the "suck kut"]
Ron Paxton: As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.
Wayne Campbell: It certainly does suck.

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Noah Vanderhoff: Come bust a move where the games are played, it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade.

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[Wayne opens a door to show a bunch of spies in training]
Garth Algar: What are you gonna do with these guys?
Wayne Campbell: Oh, nothing really. I just always wanted to open a door to room where people are being trained like in James Bond movies.