Sofía: Do you love me? I mean really love me. Because if you don't... I'll just have to kill you.
Dr. Curtis McCabe: [McCabe tells Libby about his relationship with David] He's my son. He's very shy.
Julie: If I wasn't me, I'd buy my album.
David: You know, if you can reach one person.
David: [looking at himself in the mirror]
Guy in Bathroom: Dude, fix your fucking face.
[friend laughs]
David: [starts laughing]
Dr. Curtis McCabe: My favorite Beatle was once John. Now it's... Paul.
Thomas Tipp: [Gratefully] I still believe in this family, David. Even if it's only you.
David: [Referring to his board of directors] Who could I trust? The ants are taking over the ant hill. Who could I trust?
Julie: [Disparagingly to David about Sofia] How did it go with your moth girl? Did she turn into a butterfly for you?
David: How do you think watertight contracts are broken?
David: You weren't invited...
Julie: Don't you realise David, that when you sleep with someone your body makes a promise even if your mind does not?
David: [gives her an odd look]
Dr. Curtis McCabe: You used Julie carelessly, didn't you?
Julie: I mean... David, do you believe in God?
Sofía: [Watching a news article on Cryonics. A dog has survived freezing in a lake] See? It's all right. It worked for Benny!
Julie: I can tell by the way you're walking that you didn't sleep with her.
Brian: [to David] The 'New Guy' is shit! That came out wrong, I love you.
Julie: Why did you tell Brian I was your "Fuckbuddy"?
David: I never said that.
David: The sweet and sour speech again?
David: No. Tell me now.
Sofía: I'll tell you later.
David: If something's wrong please tell me now.
[looking at a caricature sketch Sofia has drawn of him and laughing]
David: No, it's something that you'd see on a wall in a steak-house in *Hell*.
