Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

Once you're a felon you're a target.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

Music has always been a big part of Cheech & Chong's career, so it's just natural. You know, I was a musician before I met Cheech and had a record with Motown, and so I've got the cred.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

I was more of a weightlifter.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

I know the musical world as well as I know the comedy world.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.