Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

When I was a kid I went to Catholic school, and they used to drag us out to pro-life rallies and stuff full of crazy people.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

In a crazy world where he would get nominated, I'd like to see Obama run against Herman Cain. That would be fantastic. If Herman Cain became president, there'd be a certain sort of morbid curiosity for me.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

I don't really know, I was thinking about that the other day that there aren't a lot of younger up and comers that I'm that interested in, in the comedy world. Everyone seems to be trying to play it safe.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

Abbott and Costello were huge for me as a very young person.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

I don't have a big hang-up about my body.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

Well, I love Bob Dylan, let's make that clear. He's one of my musical heroes.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

The idea of trust-fund guys who live in Brooklyn in their 30s is really interesting to me. There's a time and a place where that kind of bohemian lifestyle is appropriate, soon after college, in your 20s. But there are people still living that many years later; they haven't evolved to the next phase.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

I have been skeptical and not trusting of traditional models of the entertainment industry. I never got a manager.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

When I was in college in Philly, there was a lot of post-punks... hardcore... like, rock. Sixties, retro, proto-Strokes kind of bands.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

At Temple University, and I'm sure this was the way in a lot of film classes, comedy was not an option, and not considered a serious form of expression. You had to make a film about an issue.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

On movies, you have a lot of stylists that get things too pretty. Everything gets steamed and ironed. It's just not the way we really behave.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

If you go to Sundance, the experience that I've had there as a viewer is... there's like a hundred movies there, and you've got to figure out what movies are sold out, what can you see. Sometimes you go to see movies that you don't know anything about because it just works into your schedule.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.

Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker

Online piracy needs to be dealt with itself, because people are just wholesale stealing people's work and not paying for it. It's very hard to figure out a way to fix it.