Sam: If you think I'm going to have sex with you in the ladies, you're crazy!
Gary King: Why? The disabled's is out of order.
Peter Page: I'll have to check with Vanessa.
Gary King: Who's Vanessa?
Peter Page: My wife!
Gary King: Since when have you had to check with your wife?
Peter Page: Since we got married.
[last lines]
Big Ugly Bastard: Who the hell do you think you are?
Gary King: Me? They call me the king...
Oliver Chamberlain: Maybe they have selective memories.
Gary King: Yeah, like what's-his-name. Me!
Gary King: Face it, we are the human race and we don't like being told what to do!
Basil: They can get your DNA any way they can - through touching, kissing, the rim of a glass... why do you think I drink out of this crazy straw? Not so crazy now is it?
Gary King: We're going to see this through to the bitter end. Or... lager end.
Gary King: There's only one Gary King!
Gary King: Haven't you heard? We're gettin' the band back together!
Steven Prince: I'm not your bass player anymore.
Gary King: I mean we're gettin' the boys back together. We can get the band back together as well if you want.
Steven Prince: No we can't. You sold my guitar to buy drugs.
Andrew Knightley: [Repeated line] It's pointless arguing with you.
[first lines]
Gary King: Ever have one of those nights that starts out like any other, but ends up being the *best* night of your life?
Andrew Knightley: What is so important about the Golden Mile?
Gary King: It's all I've got!
Gary King: Wait a minute. 1990 model Oliver was out of commission by this point of the evening.
Oliver Chamberlain: What are you saying?
Gary King: [pause] I like the new you!
Gary King: They told me when to go to sleep! Me!
Andrew Knightley: I think Gary having an accident would actually be the best outcome for all of us, including Gary.
[Gary rides up in his car, honking his horn]
Andrew Knightley: Unbelievable!
Basil: It's not an invasion, it's a merger. They don't want to get rid of us, not if they can help it. They just want to make us more like them. Change the way we think. Bring us into line with all the others. Become another link in their chain. Which is fine - unless you say no.
Peter Page: [laughing] King Gay!
Gary King: We want to be free! We want to be able to do what we want to do! We want to get loaded, and we want to have a good time. So that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna have a good time.
Andrew Knightley: Let's boo-boo!
Announcer: It's that man again! Despite his meandering maneuverability, his strategical susceptibility, his infantile indefatigability, and his tendency towards tactical trability, he still remains.
