Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
