[repeated line]
Several characters: Get the fuck outta here!
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [repeated line when accused of favoritism] I'm not running a popularity contest.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [about his father] He'd been in prison. He was away when I was a little kid. They told me he was in Montana, being a cowboy.
Tony Soprano: Is everyone in my life fuckin' bananas?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It wasn't like it was friggin' Cobain! It was just a little suicidal gesture, that's all.
Janice Soprano: [as she's talking with Tony while sucking marrow out of a soup bone] God, I love marrow, just like Ma. Remember Ma with a bone? It sounded like half-price day at a liposuction clinic.
A.J. Soprano: So, a prick says to another prick...
Carmela Soprano: [to Tony] See what happens when you swear at the dinner table?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce!
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: End of story.
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano: We go way back to when Moses wore short pants.
Livia Soprano: [repeated line to Tony Soprano Sr. after he complains about her and other aspects of his life] oh poor you...
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Look, maybe I am wrong, but you have really changed since the old man died. First, Lorraine Caluzzo. Then you sink this idiot's boat. This not the John I knew.
Juror #9: So, let's keep in touch. Call me when your grandson is born.
Female Juror: When he's born, I wouldn't want to be thinking about you.
Junior Soprano: The joint, not like in the old days. Fuckin' animals in there.
Feech La Manna: It's all about setting the precedent.
'Little' Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Oooohh!
Silvio Dante: Chrissie, I hear you're doing good with the gambling.
Christopher Moltisanti: You kidding me? With the money I made, I could go work at Denny's for the rest of my life.
Silvio Dante: Yeah, like they would ever hire you.
Christopher Moltisanti: In my thoughts, I use the technique of positive visualization.
Tony Soprano: Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman's Sampler?
