The Nice Guys
The Nice Guys

Bourbon Bartender: Is that a shirt?
Holland March: [holding up a cute little origami shirt] Yeah.
Bourbon Bartender: It's very pretty.
Holland March: I made it myself.
Bourbon Bartender: Yeah? I made this.
[holds up a baseball bat]

The Nice Guys
The Nice Guys

Holland March: [March walks up to the bar, clearly intoxicated] Hi everyone, I'm Amelia. She's about...
[Makes a height gesture with his hand]
Holland March: . Answers to...
[Looks up at topless mermaid, swimming in pool]
Holland March: the call of the wild. Just kidding. I forgot her name, but you know, if you see you,

if you just see, and let me know, and, and tell me my name.

The Nice Guys
The Nice Guys

Holland March: Fine. I'm done. Put a fork in me... . Don't really put a fork in me.