Lin: [to yeti in a foreign language] Please! I need your help! These soldiers are evil!
Jonathan Carnahan: Why do I always have to save the day?
Alex O'Connell: Besides... you're not my type.
Lin: Of course not. You don't like a woman who can knock you on your backside.
Alex O'Connell: [chuckles] The expression "kick my ass." For the record, you didn't.
Evelyn O'Connell: Any regrets, darling?
Rick O'Connell: None. Not ever.
Evelyn O'Connell: There's something incredibly romantic about vanquishing the undead.
[from trailer]
Alex O'Connell: Good going dad. You've raised another mummy. In his tomb, it said he had control of the five elements.
Emperor: [speaking Mandarin] I raised you for one purpose... to enforce my will on the entire world!
Rick O'Connell: There it is! We found it!
Evelyn O'Connell: The Gateway of Shangri-La.
Jonathan Carnahan: Much as I'd like to stay this boyishly handsome forever, Shangri-La is a crock.
Rick O'Connell: Yeah, but that's what you used to say about mummies, too, Jon. You did pretty well off it.
Jonathan Carnahan: Good point.
Jonathan Carnahan: [talking to the yak] Yeah, it's not easy being me, you know. Then again, I don't suppose its easy being you, is it, Geraldine, old girl? If I'd met a girl like you, Geraldine, you know, hard-working, you don't say much... you're a little bit hairy, but I don't mind that.
Evelyn O'Connell: Kiss me.
Rick O'Connell: You don't have to ask me twice.
[kisses Evelyn]
[first lines]
Narrator: [narrating] Long ago, a mythic battle between good and evil played out in ancient China. The country was torn by civil war, with many kingdoms struggling for land and power. But one king had a ruthless ambition to make himself emperor by the sword.
