[seeing a dragon flying below them]
Mad Dog Maguire: Rick? Should I quit drinking?
Evelyn O'Connell: What is that god-awful smell?
Jonathan Carnahan: [covered in puke] The yak yakked.
Jonathan Carnahan: Die, you mummy bastards! Die!
Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language!
Jonathan Carnahan: [during a chase scene] Where's Rick?
Evelyn O'Connell: Where do you think?
Alex O'Connell: Yeah, well, good going, you raised another mummy.
Jonathan Carnahan: And this bugger's got superpowers.
Rick O'Connell: Time to go to plan B! Blow up the tower!
Jonathan Carnahan: Hey, I'm actually a little concerned about plan B! Can't we go straight to plan C?
Rick O'Connell: Just make it go bang! I'll cover ya!
Alex O'Connell: [speaking Mandarin] I dug you up... and I'm gonna put you down.
[an arrow pierces his Rik's shirt sleeve then Evelyn removes the arrow]
Rick O'Connell: Hey! That's my favorite blue shirt.
Evelyn O'Connell: I've always hated that shirt.
Mad Dog Maguire: Well, any self-respecting pilot would land on the valley floor, but I don't have any self-respect, so, uh, I'll put you down halfway up the mountain.
Jonathan Carnahan: That's a diamond. I could use a diamond like that.
Zi Yuan: [speaking Mandarin] I was wrong to involve you in my revenge.
Lin: [speaking Mandarin] No Mother. I would do anything for you.
Rick O'Connell: Alex?
[turns around to see Alex is gone]
Rick O'Connell: Where'd he go?
Evelyn O'Connell: Where do you think?
[looks through binoculars to see Alex running to find Lin]
Evelyn O'Connell: [talking about Lin] She's certainly managed to enchant you. Come on, Alex. You obviously like her.
Alex O'Connell: Mom, the thin mountain air, clearly messing with your head.
Rick O'Connell: [to Dragon Emperor] Enough tricks! Where's your honor? Fight like a man!
[last lines]
Jonathan Carnahan: Yeah. Ciao, ciao, Shanghai. Peru, here I come.
[Soon after, mummies were found in Peru]
[Alex opens a trunk filled with guns and grenades]
Rick O'Connell: What did you do now? Rob an armory?
