The Mummy Returns
The Mummy Returns

Red: Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way, or I'm gonna shoot you in the face.
Spivey: He means it. He shot someone before.

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The Mummy Returns

[Princess Nefertiri falls during her duel with Anck Su Namun and lifts her mask]
[Anch Su Namun lifts her own mask]
Anck Su Namun: [in Ancient Egyptian] Put your mask on! Let's not scar that pretty face.

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The Mummy Returns

[after Anck Su Namun wins the duel with Nefertiri]
Anck Su Namun: [in Ancient Egyptian] You are learning quickly, Nefertiri. I'll have to watch my back.
Princess Nefertiri: [in Ancient Egyptian] Yes... and I'll watch mine.

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The Mummy Returns

Rick: I thought I almost lost you there.
Evelyn: For a moment there, you did... Would you like to know what heaven looks like?
Rick: Later.
[Rick and Evelyn kiss]
Alex, Jonathan: [together] Oh, please!

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The Mummy Returns

[Imhotep watches Evelyn saving Rick]
Imhotep: [in Ancient Arabic] Anck-su-namun! Help me!
[Anck-su-namun doesn't know what to do]
Imhotep: [in Ancient Arabic] Help me!
Anck-Su-Namun: [runs away and abandons Imhotep] No!
Imhotep: Anck-su-namun!
[Evelyn and Rick step away from the evil pit

and watch how Imhotep is abandoned by Anck-su-namun]
Imhotep: [sad and heartbroken, in disbelief] Anck-su-namun.
[Evelyn and Rick are astonished about what happened]
Imhotep: [Imhotep watches the O'Connell couple one last time, and sees that he has no reason to live and chooses to die and the forgotten souls take him to the underworld]

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The Mummy Returns

Rick: This is bad, Evy!
Evelyn: We've had bad before!
Rick: This is worse!

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The Mummy Returns

[having just been suprised in the underground ruins by his son]
Rick: Alex?
Alex: [laughing] What were you thinking, a mummy had come back to life?
Rick: I'll tell you a story sometime.

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The Mummy Returns

Evelyn: Alex, I'm serious. If you've lost that key, you're grounded.
Alex: I haven't lost it. I just can't *find* it. There's a difference.

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The Mummy Returns

Rick: What'd you do this time?
Jonathan: Well, I haven't done anything to anybody
[bullets fly through the door]
Jonathan: ... lately.

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The Mummy Returns

[as Imhotep raises mummified soldiers]
Rick: Oh no. Not these guys *again*.

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The Mummy Returns

Evelyn: [to Imhotep] You wait! I'll put you in your grave again!
Baltus Hafez, the Curator: [to Evelyn] Our thinking was, not if we put you in your grave first.

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The Mummy Returns

Jonathan: Step aside, Alex. I'm a professional.

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The Mummy Returns

Izzy: You're not exactly catching me at my best.
Evelyn: Oh, I'm sure I am.

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The Mummy Returns

Imhotep: This bracelet is a gift and a curse. The sands of time have already begun to pour against you.
Alex: Yeah, yeah. I already heard this part. From the minute I put the bracelet on, seven days do I have before the Scorpion King wakes up.
Imhotep: Did you also hear that if you do not enter the pyramid before the sun strikes it

on that very morning that the bracelet will suck the life out of you?
Alex: That part I missed.

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The Mummy Returns

Izzy: Well, that's not good.

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The Mummy Returns

[after Evelyn opens a door base on a vision she had]
Rick: All right, now you're starting to scare me.
Evelyn: Now I'm starting to scare myself.

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The Mummy Returns

Evelyn: [trying to convince Rick] That's why I love you.
Rick: Nice try.

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The Mummy Returns

Rick: You know, it's not easy being a... dad.
Alex: Yeah, but you do it really good.

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The Mummy Returns

Evelyn: Those knickers are not mine.

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The Mummy Returns

Rick: Have I kissed you today?
[kisses Evelyn]
Rick: I *hate* it when you do that.
Rick: [grins] Why?
Evelyn: Makes me feel like agreeing to anything.
Rick: Anything?