84 The Mummy Returns Quotes (2024) #3

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Anck-Su-Namun: Nefertiri.
Evelyn: Anck-su-namun.
Anck-Su-Namun: [in Ancient Arabic] Good.
[they start fighting]

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[after crashing through London and fighting off the Mummy soldiers]
Rick: You all right?
Ardeth Bay: This was my first bus ride.

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[O'Connell sees mummified soldiers starting to crush his car]
Rick: No, no! Not my car!
[Mummies continue to run over and destroy his car]
Rick: Oh, I hate mummies.

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Lock-Nah: The Book of the Dead gives life.
Meela: And The Book of the Living... takes life away.
Lock-Nah: I thought that was my job.

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Rick: [sees hieroglyphic of warrior with a tattoo like his] Okay, now I'm a believer.

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Jonathan: [to Ardeth Bay] Where is all this stuff written?

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Rick: Who the hell are those guys? Where are they taking my wife?
Ardeth Bay: My friend, I'm not sure, but wherever this man is, your wife will surely be.
Alex: [Alex rips the picture out of Ardeth's hands] Hey, I know him. He's the curator. He works at the British Museum.
Ardeth Bay: Are you sure?

Rick: You better believe him. He spends more time there then he does at home.

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Izzy: This thing was filled with gas. Not hot air. Gas. I need gas to get this thing off the ground. Where am I gonna get gas from around here? Huh? Bananas? Mangos? What, Tarzan's ass? Well, maybe I could finagle it to take hot air. But do you know how many cubic meters I'd need? It's too big!
Rick: If anybody can fill this thing up with hot air, Izzy...

it's you.

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[as Jonathan picks up his rifle]
Ardeth Bay: You any good with that?
Jonathan: Three times Fox and Hound's grand champion, I'll have you know.
[nods at Ardeth's scimitar]
Jonathan: You any good with that?
Ardeth Bay: You'll know soon enough.
[in a flash, the scimitar is in his hand and the

blade rests against Jonathan's neck]
Ardeth Bay: Because the only way to kill an Anubis warrior is by taking off its head.
Jonathan: [swallows] I'll remember that.

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[as Meela walks toward Imhotep]
Baltus Hafez, the Curator: Do not be frightened.
Meela: I am not afraid.
Meela: [in ancient Egyptian to Imhotep] I am Anck-Su-Namun reincarnated.
Imhotep: [in ancient Egyptian] Only in body. But soon, I will bring your soul back from the Underworld and our love shall once

again be whole.

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[trying to console Alex about his moms death]
Jonathan: Try to think of it like this, Alex. She's gone to a better place. You know, like it says in the Good Book.
Alex: The book.
Jonathan: What?
Alex: That's it. That's it!
Jonathan: That's what?
Alex: Come

on, Uncle Jon! Come on, come on!
Jonathan: What?
Alex: That's it! The book!

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Alex: My dad is going to kick your ass.
Imhotep: Hmm.
[Imhotep takes off his mask and Alex gasps and steps back]
Imhotep: I do not think so.

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[as Evelyn is waving her torch trying to recreate a vision]
Rick: You know, if you move that fast enough, you can almost write your name.

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Izzy: O'Connell, if you give me that gold stick there, then you can shave my head, wax my legs, and use me for a surfboard.
Rick: Didn't we do that in Tripoli?