The Girl Next Door Quotes

[after Matt's parents and Dr. Salinger leave the dining room table, both Matt and Kelly have a private conversation with an assumed adult film tape Eli and his "minions" made during prom night]
Kelly: [turning cross] So how was Prom?
Matthew: That's mine.
Kelly: You know, we were gettin' along fine. But now you go and do this?

This was my idea. Now I'm really gonna fuck your shit up!
Matthew: I'm gonna need that back.
Kelly: Oh.
[Kelly pushes the tape towards him]
Kelly: Take it from me.
[Matt leans forward and thinks about it, but Kelly thinks he's chicken]
Kelly: Yeah. What are you gonna do?

Matthew: [becomes brave] I don't have to do anything. Hugo Posh will. He's my partner on this 50-50. So... can I please have my tape back?
Kelly: FUCK...!
[coughs, then whispers]
Kelly: Fuck you. I'm takin' your half then.
Matthew: No. That money's going to Samnang. The money you stole from him!

Kelly: You say that like I care. I don't give a shit! You're giving me your half.
Matthew: And if I don't?
Kelly: [picks up the tape] Showtime.