Kelly: Friends don't fuck with each other's business.
Klitz: Dude, am I ugly?
April: Is your name really Clitz?
Klitz: Yeah, with a K.
Kelly: Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?
[hits Klitz]
Kelly: This fucker right here.
[shows Ziplock bag filled with Marijuana]
Matthew: [high] Heyyy, it's my competition! Ryan, what's up my man?
Ryan: Jesus, what happened to you?
Matthew: Just living life, my man.
Kelly: Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad.
Matthew: Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.
Kelly: This is politics.
Eli: God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!
Kelly: Those crazy little fuckers man, they sure know their numbers.
Kelly: Always leave 'em wanting more.
Eli: Matt, time to go, time to go!
Matthew: What happened?
Klitz: It got bad. Bolt! Bolt!
Klitz: [running away] Dude, wait up!
Eli: [running in front of Klitz] Fuck you, dude!
Eli: I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom!
[first lines]
Woman: [voiceover] How do you want me?
Man: Oh, that's good. Yeah. Just, uh... just get comfortable.
Woman: I'm a little nervous.
Man: Nah, you're doing great.
Matthew: Oh my god, she's so hot.
Eli: What channel, dude?
Matthew: Do you have the fever?
Klitz: No. Why? Do you?
Matthew: I don't know. Maybe.
[turns to Eli]
Matthew: 'Bout you?
Eli: I just gotta fuck something.
Ferrari: I know I lost my virginity at prom. How about you? When did you lose your virginity?
April: When I was ten.
Ferrari: Okay, moving on...
Kelly: Cool ride huh?
Jock # 1: Yeah... if you're a fag!
Kelly: [throws jock to the ground] Get in!
[to matthew]
Hugo Posh: Kelly! What do we say?
Kelly: Fuck you.
Hugo Posh: [chuckles] Always with the big words.
Matt: No, that money is going to Samnang. The money that you stole from him.
Kelly: It's funny, you say that like I care. I don't give a shit!
Karate Guy in Porn Film: Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now, for the final task of your training.
Danielle: You're gonna need a harder piece of wood that that, cowboy.
Matthew: That's not her.
Eli: Yeah, it is.
Matthew: Oh, no.
Eli: Oh, yeah.
