The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes

Will: [when realizing that Carlton has taken the drugs from his locker] Hey, Carlton. Carlton! Carlton, listen. Something terrible has happened, man! Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital!
Carlton: [while dancing erratically on the prom stage] Why? This is the greatest night of my...
[Carlton suddenly passes out on the dance floor]

Carlton's Date: [screams as Carlton falls on the floor] CARLTON!
Will: [Will grabs hold of Carlton] YO! Carlton, man...

Jazz: Happy birthday, Mr Banks! Heard you had quite a soirez last night. That's French for shindig.
Phillip Banks: What's French for 'unwelcome guest'?
Jazz: [handing him a gift] Brought this for you.
Jazz: [takes it, touched] They're false teeth.
Jazz: [Philip is slightly offended]

They were my grandma's. She don't need them no more.
Jazz: [Philip drops it in disgust and stares up at him] I know that look.
Jazz: [Philip stands up] You're not getting any younger.
Jazz: [Philip grabs him] This isn't good for your back.
Jazz: [to Will] I brought this on myself.

Jazz: [cut to the front of the house and Jazz is thrown out] AAAHHH!
Will: Man, Uncle Phil, you beat your own record by like ten feet!

Hilary: I mean, we must all do our parts to protect the environment. Every time we cut down a tree, it just takes us one step closer to global warming. And we must do it not just for ourselves or our children, but for all of humanity.
Margaret Furth: Why, I never knew it was such a problem. I think it's great that you have the courage to want to do

something about it.
Hilary: Thanks. It's my passion.
Margaret Furth: Where should I make a donation?
Hilary: I don't know.

Phillip Banks: [about Will] Did you see the way he was dressed?
Vivian Banks: What's wrong with it?
Phillip Banks: You hear that language?
Vivian Banks: We used slang when we were kids! Do you remember our first date? You took one look at me and said, "That is a *bad* dress!" You could've just said it was a

good dress.
Phillip Banks: I could have, if I liked it. Actually, it *was* a *bad* dress!