Joshua Leonard: [Looking through Heather's camera] It's not the same on film is it? I mean, you know it's real, but it's like looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what's on the other side.
Heather Donahue: We have enough battery power to run a small third world country here.
Heather Donahue: I hear it.
Joshua Leonard: I don't hear shit.
Heather Donahue: [branch snaps in distance] Did you hear that?
Interviewee: There was this old Mary Brown...
Heather Donahue: Mary Brown? Hmm.
Interviewee: Yeah, and she was kind of a crazy - - crazy lady.
Heather Donahue: How was she seen by the community?
Interviewee: Crazy.
Michael Williams: I could help you, but I'd rather stand here and record.
Heather Donahue: I tell you guys, two more hours max.
Heather Donahue: Do you just expect me to do something or say something? What do you want me to do, Josh? Josh?
Joshua Leonard: I wanna make movies, Heather. Isn't that what we're here to do? Just to make some movies.
Heather Donahue: Fuck you. Fuck you. Really. Fuck you.
Interviewee: I don't believe in Witches and airy-fairy stuff like that.
Heather Donahue: Are you a Religious Man, Sir?
Interviewee: Yes.
Heather Donahue: Alrighty...
[Camera cuts out]
Heather Donahue: How would we have, like, just... made a campsite in the middle of three piles of rocks, just by coincidence?
[On the sounds in the night]
Michael Williams: They're people fucking with our heads.
Heather Donahue: But no one knows we're out here.
Michael Williams: Yeah, but have you ever seen 'Deliverance'?
Josh Leonard: What the hell is this blue jelly shit all over my shit?
Heather Donahue: Mike, go outside and check it out. Why won't you?
Michael Williams: I don't hear anything
Heather Donahue: Because you're fucking scared! Because you're fucking scared!
Michael Williams: There's nothing out there!
Heather Donahue: Give me the compass. You've betrayed us all beyond. Way fucking beyond.
Michael Williams: Bullshit. You betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last night.
Heather Donahue: Yeah, thanks.
Joshua Leonard: I gave you BACK the map, Heather.
Heather Donahue: I gave you the map.
Joshua Leonard: I gave you BACK... THE MAP.
Joshua Leonard: Heather, Heather, Heather, if you make me yell at this point... I'm going to yell at you, man.
Joshua Leonard: Are you happy?
Heather Donahue: I'm not happy, no. But the car's not far - we're just not going to be able to find it in the dark.
Michael Williams: I agreed to a scouted-out project!
Heather Donahue: Mmmm. Marshmallows. Soft.
Michael Williams: What's with that slime on your backpack?
Joshua Leonard: That's not slime, it's just water. No wait, it is slime, what the fuck?
