'Yogi Bear' changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me. 'Yogi Bear' - there's everything before 'Yogi Bear,' and there's everything after 'Yogi Bear.' Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.
There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.
I'm always so amazed by which performances work really, really well and which ones don't. But I think it's just mostly, 'She's Out Of My League,' so many people saw that movie on DVD and on the plane. Just millions of people saw that movie. That's the reason I'm somewhat famous.
Slowly but surely, I went through different phases of fame, and each rises you further into isolation and alienation.
Comedy gives you a shot of euphoria that distracts you from everything that's awful.
Keep your elbows soft. Keep your elbows looking fine.
Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But the problem with satire is that it's so easily misinterpreted.
Always remember: My general theme is 'There is no message.' There never has been. Stop trying to find the message or the meaning in everything. That's. My. Theme.
Stand-up and sketch and improv - that's the most direct contact you can have with somebody, making them laugh. I like that. I like the intimacy.
I've stated that it's possible the only reason I'm in show business is that I have such a strange, particular head of hair. That, and I can grow a red beard.
I think the physical comedy in action sequences is fantastic. Like, '21 Jump Street' did a great job with that.
I can't stand Snapchat, but that will be extinct before it is relevant.
Russell Brand is lovely, even though he's a weirdo.
It's always fun to agree to be in a movie when you have no idea what it's actually going to be!
I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.
I'm the easiest person to make fun of.
Effective satire has to be almost identical to the subject that it is skewering.
I don't know that I would host the Golden Globes or the Emmys because I don't think they have the appreciation for irreverence that the Critics Choice does.
If you're a comedian, you can change peoples lives for the better in much smaller increments - not their entire life, but for 15 minutes or a half hour.
My face is oblong. But the best grooming is confidence.
