Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

I learn something in the interviews from time to time.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.

Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee

The best part about poker is there's no down side.