Starsky: Do it.
Hutch: Okay, let me ask you a question, which one do you want cause we're gonna stick to this?
Starsky: I've always had a thing for blondes.
Hutch: Good, cause I'll take anything.
Starsky: In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.
Reese Feldman: If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.
Huggy Bear: I found yo' nine-iron, bitch.
Hutch: [pointing at Starsky] I like your style.
David Starsky: [pointing at Hutch] I like your moves.
David Starsky: I like your Lincoln.
Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.
Huggy Bear: Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin' Bend, as opposed to Georgia Creepin' Bend. It's lighter.
Hutch: What else can you tell me about the guys that hired you?
Chau: Not much. Couple of whiteys. Nice suits. They pay. I do job.
Hutch: What'd they look like?
Chau: I don't know. They're white. All you guys look alike to me.
Hutch: That's funny. All you guys look alike to us.
Reese Feldman: It's not a boat, it's a yacht.
Starsky: Biker bar, huh? What goes on down there?
Huggy Bear: I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts... whatever the hell else you white people do.
[Huggy is trying to convince Hutch to forgive Starsky]
Huggy Bear: Dig this man. Someone once said: "To err is human, to forgive divine."
Hutch: Tch. What idiot said that?
Huggy Bear: I believe that was God - the greatest mack of all.
Starsky: It was my mother she always used to say it was too much car for me to handle. I couldn't handle the V8.
Hutch: Go to sleep tiny dancer.
