seltzer Quotes

R.K. Maroon: [Pulls a gun on Eddie] Let me see that will.
Eddie Valiant: I told you, I got it.
R.K. Maroon: I wanna see it now!
[Grabs the will from Eddie's coat and reads it]
R.K. Maroon: "How do I love thee, let me count the ways"? Is this supposed to be a joke?
Eddie Valiant:

No, this is.
[Squirts seltzer on Maroon, then punches him]

Huggy Bear: Hutch, you'll have the usual?
Hutch: You know it and make it a double.
Huggy Bear: Leon, get my a man a jack and tab. And double that.
Leon: You got it boss.
Starsky: Hey, I'll get a seltzer with a little lime if you got it.
Huggy Bear: I don't got

it.
Starsky: Or not. That's cool. I'm good.

Billy Kramer: What else didn't you have when you were little?
Ted Kramer: We didn't have lots of things.
Billy Kramer: Like?
Ted Kramer: Like a lot of things.
Billy Kramer: What kind?
Ted Kramer: Come here. We didn't have diet soda. We had egg creams - which is a

little bit of chocolate syrup and a little bit of seltzer water and a little bit of milk and you went Shoooosh! all swooshed up when you drank it and it was de-licious. We didn't have the Mets, but, we had the Brooklyn Dodgers. We had the Polo Grounds. We had Ebbits Field. Ah, boy, those were the days. And we didn't have the Volkswagens; but, we had all those different kind of cars with the funny

names on 'em. We didn't have any Burger Kings or McDonalds. We had automats where you went inside and you put a quarter in and you get, you know, a piece of pie or a sandwich that you see through a window. We didn't have any graffiti; but, we had this guy, Kilroy, and he went down the street...