Susan Cooper: And by the way, I can see your gun, unless you're SO extreme that you have a second dick coming out of your hip!
Anton: You're both named Amber?
Susan Cooper: Whoa, what did I tell you about talking to me?
Anton: Nothing. You said nothing about talking.
Susan Cooper: [holds up her fists] You want me to have Cagney and fucking Lacey explain it to you? Cagney's coming down your fucking throat. Lacey, she's gonna come up
your ass. I'm gonna meet them in the fucking middle and play your heart like a *fucking* accordion. I'm gonna pump that shit until it pops, you Swedish bitch!
Anton: You wouldn't dare!
Susan Cooper: You gonna cry, you little Swiss fucking pussy?
Anton: I'm not gonna cry.
Susan Cooper: You're crying now!
Anton: [voice cracks] I'm not! It's so fucking hot.
Bradley Fine: [Points at Aldo] Is he dangerous?
Susan Cooper: Only if you have boobs.
Susan Cooper: Nice copter! Where'd you get it?
Nancy B. Artingstall: It's 50 Cent's! I had to deputize him to let us use it. He is so afraid of me!
Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson: I'm a motherfucking spy. Let's go shoot somebody else!
Nancy B. Artingstall: Simmer down, 50 Cent or I'll mount you again!
Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson: This day is just getting better and better!
Nancy B. Artingstall: He wants me!